Sleepiest Boy Meets Softest Patch Of Grass

people on here will be blorboposting about their averagely named blorbos with their first names only. "john is sooo wet cat coded especially when he made that lady shoot herself" john who exactly. john as in the republican kid who goes to my school and swears he isn't gay but likes mens thirst traps on instagram ? we must elaborate on the johns.

Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"

Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*

i would like to stop making realizations about my childhood now. i think i've learned enough, thanks.

sister location fake ending :>

hears someone pounding at my door immediately before receiving this message

They should invent a me that isn't tried

Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.

best girl

: <- a bite mark