Y/N, wearing an apron and towel over their shoulder: Steve!
Natasha, also wearing an apron: Honey, you’re home!
Steve: What-?
Thor, wiping down the kitchen counter: Honey, I cleaned the house for you!
Tony, opening the oven: I made dinner, sweetheart!
Clint: We missed you!
Bruce: Welcome home!
Steve: Guys, please…
Steve: This is IKEA. We’re going to get kicked out.
Our next gut buster is Kakashi “I’ll steal yo bitch with your own moves” Hatake
Now he was my first Naruto daddy
While all you other hoes was chasing after Sasuke’s lonely ass I was thirsting after the copycat ninja.
Now I just know Kakashi was on some freaky shit idc what ya’ll say
This nigga was always reading them damn porn books
You really think he wasn’t trying any of that shit
I just know he’ll have me seeing the promise land.
Can we please talk about the best fucking fight of the fucking series.
Like bitch when I say this fight had everything in it
Emotions, good hand to hand combat, different types of jutsus, and story/flashbacks
I could honestly say I was rooting for both of them
Bitch when I say I was crunk asf when I finally saw his face
Like I already knew he was fine asf like it was noway possible that he could have been ugly
I am yet to see an ugly anime character with white hair
Now don’t quote me on that shit cause a bitch might be wrong.
But bitch I would gladly toss the pussy at him like a shuriken
Bitch look at that fucking buffet, I would gobble the dick without a care
No matter how old Kakashi gets them hands never age
He was serving niggas double his age when he was in the anbu
And the crazy thing about is he’s cool asf
Like he legit reminds me of that chill ass family friend that you’ll diffidently fuck if given the chance.
It’s always the chill ones that knock you the fuck out with the quickness
Do you see how fine he looks
That’s how you look when you’re unproblematic
My nigga aged like fucking wine
I would gladly be his fucking sugar baby with no complaint
And he wouldn’t even have to give me money, I just want the dick bitch
I could see myself now, getting my guts rearranged in the Hokage office
Like omg I just can’t like he needs some stress relief in his life
And I’m right here with open arms and legs
Shout out to New York
I don’t know who i want to do next so give ya girl some ideas
This dress is stunning...miss my mom xoxo
Anna Karina
loki: don’t you just hate when people always boss you around like “you’ve lost alot of blood, you should get help” like excuse me, this is my stab wound stay out of it.
thor: YOU GOT STABBED?!?!?
loki: like i said, my stab wound, stay out of it
thor: ?!?!?!?!?
*638 days* Some memes that may be dead to the internet but not dead to me
White Mustang (2017) by Lana Del Rey from her latest album Lust for Life
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/
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