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Me when I’m reading a slow burn fic:

Me, when I know I have to be up at 8am, but these two won't admit they have feelings for each other in this slow burn, 200k word, Coffee Shop AU fic that I started at 4 am:

"Und jetzt bist du betrunken. Du begreifst, dass du süchtig bist.

Süchtig nach dem Gefühl, nichts mehr zu fühlen."

-luther 7th august, 19

This dress is stunning...miss my mom xoxo

me: naruto needs more fighting and less talking someone: he doesn’t talk that much me: 

The bond between Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha is so beautiful

Kakashi Hatake

Our next gut buster is Kakashi “I’ll steal yo bitch with your own moves” Hatake

Now he was my first Naruto daddy

While all you other hoes was chasing after Sasuke’s lonely ass I was thirsting after the copycat ninja.

Now I just know Kakashi was on some freaky shit idc what ya’ll say

This nigga was always reading them damn porn books 

You really think he wasn’t trying any of that shit

I just know he’ll have me seeing the promise land.

Can we please talk about the best fucking fight of the fucking series.

Like bitch when I say this fight had everything in it 

Emotions, good hand to hand combat, different types of jutsus, and story/flashbacks

I could honestly say I was rooting for both of them 

Bitch when I say I was crunk asf when I finally saw his face

Like I already knew he was fine asf like it was noway possible that he could have been ugly

I am yet to see an ugly anime character with white hair

Now don’t quote me on that shit cause a bitch might be wrong.

But bitch I would gladly toss the pussy at him like a shuriken

Bitch look at that fucking buffet, I would gobble the dick without a care

No matter how old Kakashi gets them hands never age 

He was serving niggas double his age when he was in the anbu

And the crazy thing about is he’s cool asf

Like he legit reminds me of that chill ass family friend that you’ll diffidently fuck if given the chance. 

It’s always the chill ones that knock you the fuck out with the quickness

Do you see how fine he looks 

That’s how you look when you’re unproblematic 

My nigga aged like fucking wine

I would gladly be his fucking sugar baby with no complaint

And he wouldn’t even have to give me money, I just want the dick bitch

I could see myself now, getting my guts rearranged in the Hokage office 

Like omg I just can’t like he needs some stress relief in his life 

And I’m right here with open arms and legs

Shout out to New York

I don’t know who i want to do next so give ya girl some ideas

White Mustang (2017) by Lana Del Rey from her latest album Lust for Life

WHERE ARE MY BLACK BUTLER VETERANS @??

Y'all I'm gonna be honest... I fell in love with kuroshitsuji all over again

No hype in this world lasts forever and now the community seems empty :(

SO IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED in talking to me about our favorite anime, PLEASE HIT ME UP!!

good good memories

we love and respect travis miles in this car settlement !!!

Things I love in Fallout 4

Because I’ve seen like six of these posts and I needed to make my own. This game deserves so much love.

Deacon popping up in random places trying to be stealthy but we all know it’s him our 6th playthrough around

Also how Deacon wears shades with every disguise so at this point his outfits are practically pointless

The little things the companions do when they’re just walking around your settlement like Preston whistling or Cait humming

Raider background conversations. They’re all hilarious

Strong hating everything you do is honestly a mood and despite how frustrating it can be it’s actually funny

Kent Connolly getting so excited when you help him and just Kent in general

The “______ Loved That.” notification from basically every companion

Nick’s accent and voice acting. In every situtation

The way Nick sounds so choked up and emotional during his affinity quest like gosh I cried during that whole Eddie Winter thing

The ENTIRE Brain Dead quest in Far Harbor and how overly dramatic your character is when talking like a cheesy old detective film

Getting “Valentine Liked That.” as a notification when you uncover a clue in a detective case

The Sole Survivor talking like the Silver Shroud in the Silver Shroud quests and then “You’re through, son.” from Nick

Shooting at nothing with Hancock as a companion and him asking in a very freaked tone “Wait, you see ‘em, too?!”

The implication from that dialogue that Hancock is high at that moment and possibly every moment he’s with you

X6-88 basically going “Pardon my French” and then bluntly and explicitly stating how freaking awesome you are when you raise your affinity with him

The whole Confidence Man quest

Vadim Bobrov’s cheerfulness and accent and then Yefim Bobrov’s constant doneness with his brother

“I killed a man for this bar. Hahaha, only joking! He is dead though.”

Every single song on Diamond City Radio

Travis Miles’s nervousness pre-Confidence Man

Travis being confident after Confidence Man and thanking the Sole Survivor for helping him so sweetly on the radio

The things your Sole Survivor will say to wasteland animals and beasts when they pacificy them with the Wasteland Whisperer perk

“Don’t you remember, Eddie? It’s me! Your old pal Shamus/Molly McF***Yourself.”

Nick and Hancock roasting racists in Vault 81 and the BOS

Preston’s genuine anger and despair when you take him back to Quincy. You can feel the poor guy’s pain and regret

The Unlikely Valentine quest animation

The way a piece of the main Fallout 4 theme plays when you get an important/main quest

Synth Shaun’s comments on your companions

The way certain companions will say something nice and warm to you after you do something generous or kind for somebody

Piper’s hand movements and the way she makes her voice deeper when imitating people

The Nuka World Mascot being a complete douche to you in a super cheerful tone

The nice comments the Diamond City guards make about Nick when you’re traveling with him as your companion like “Nicky’s good people”

Also Nick offering to help a random resident even though the person clearly despises him and Nick checking up on a past client gently to make sure he’s doing okay

X6-88’s portrayed fear of heights when you make him get in a Vertibird

Going to kill the Red Death with the Mariner and packing all sorts of freaking ammo and mini nukes only to figure out it’s a freaking tiny mirelurk with glowing red eyes

The fact that MacCready said he was trying to be a better person for his promise to Duncan but yet he still likes it when you steal or break the law 90% of the time it’s just funny to me I love him

Meeting Hancock for the first time and he literally kills a person for you within 5 seconds of knowing you

Curie’s accent and excitement at everything

Codsworth saying your Sole Survivor’s name (if he can) and calling you sir/mum.

The ability to let your Sole Survivor say they forgive Kellogg after seeing his memories in the Dangerous Minds quest

Virgil

Encouraging Miss Edna to confess her love to Mr. Zwicky and then them getting married

The chapel in Diamond City

Sturges and his personality and accent

Danse saying “Outstanding”

Dogmeat’s little bark when you ask how he’s doing

The companions’ comfort upon seeing your dead spouse

Maxing affinity with your companions and being showered with compliments when you ask about your relationship

The implication that Hancock and Nick are friends

Billy reuniting with his family in the Kid in a Fridge quest

The entire noir mobster-like display during Unlikely Valentine and Skinny Malone’s stuttering when you convince Darla to go home

Deacon trying to lie you into the Railroad by making up awesomely impossible stories about you after literally traveling with you for one mission

Doctor Teddy Wright being such a nice guy in Far Harbor

Curing Andre of his ailment and then comforting him when he basically contemplates suicide

How Old Longfellow doesn’t gripe about you collecting junk and mentions that all junk can be useful and just THANK YOU MAN FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Moe Cronin getting so excited about “baseball”

The excitement I feel when The Wanderer comes on Diamond City Radio

Supermutants shouting “RAGE! RAAAAAGE!” when in combat

“You have a robot butler?! Man… I wish I had a robot butler!”

The fact that Codsworth waited TWO HUNDRED YEARS FOR YOU TO COME HOME like what an ANGEL

Hancock calling you Sunshine if he’s romanced

Preston calling you Babe if he’s romanced

The rare occasion that Nick calls the female Sole Survivor “Doll”

How upon reaching the first affinity check with Nick the first thing he does is check up on you and make sure your doing okay, and then he proceeds to tell you about his adapting in the wasteland just what an ANGEL

MacCready’s “I didn’t know you could do THAT with mutfruit”

Cait’s accent

The companion’s comments when you get in power armor and then Danse just going “Now that’s what I call locked and loaded!” and then X6 going “Light ‘em up, ma'am/sir!” while both getting the “Liked That” response

Also Nick’s little sweet “I can barely tell us apart!”

When you have to do something you KNOW a companion is going to dislike but you literally have no choice, so if you’re like me you walk to another room and make them wait there while you do whatever it is you were doing

How the companions will angrily call you out whenever you murder someone like YES tell the bad person off sweetie

The sarcastic responses from your Sole Survivor

Magnolia’s singing

The Vault-Tec Rep being the absolute purest soul in Goodneighbor and just how happy he is when you say you’ll come visit him

Asking Codsworth “Your Thoughts?” and his jokes he’ll tell

Telling Desdemona you would lay down your life for a synth and getting “Valentine Loved That.”

Saving Kent Connolly and getting a “Loved That” response from different companions

The default background music in Sanctuary

The Railroad HQ music

Tinker Tom man

Getting positive reactions from companions like Preston and Deacon when you do things for their faction

The little kids in the Diamond City school talking about what they want to be when they grow up

“STRONG SMASH”

Giving the mama Deathclaw her egg back and it making her tame around you

Getting a mostly happy ending to Far Harbor and Kasumi reuniting with her family

Nick’s understandable despair when he’s trying to figure out about his past with DiMA

Nick and DiMA’s brotherly conversations when you convince Nick to accept him as his brother

Helping Cait overcome her chem addiction

The way Hancock looks whenever he’s sad is like a puppy

Standing up for Danse in Blind Betrayal

Whenever something makes a companion smile really big

Strong pronouncing things funny like “MACK-REE-DEE” for MacCready

How uncomfortable a lot of the companions get when talking about aliens with Jack Cabot

Fighting things in a dark abandoned subway as you happily listen to “BONGO BONGO BONGO I DON’T WANNA LEAVE THE CONGO OH NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO”

Companions glitching through the elevators 90% of the time and talking to them as only their nose sticks out of the wall

Quicksaving and then reloading every time you don’t pass a hard speech check

KL-E-0 in Goodneighbor “I’m a woman, baby. Can’t you tell?”

But my FAVORITE line from her… “Anything that can kill a man, I sell. Except for suicidal depression. That is unfortunately not packageable.”

There’s more but I reached the max text block limit on this post. DARN. I could keep going for a while! I might just add more… In a reblog… I love this game too much.

My dads are so adorable

WE ALL SAW IT COMING BUT HERE WE ARE SCREAMING AND CRYING FROM PURE JOY 😭👏🏻❤️

They’re engaged!!!

I’ll never meet the ground

So I just went with my buddy while he got a rib tattoo, and they hurt like a lot, so he’s over there grimacing and being a huge manbaby so I just reach over and grab his hand so he can squeeze it because I’m a good person who helps others

And he’s clinging to my hand like it’s a life preserver and I’m being me and talking about nonsense like Grimace from the McDonalds commercials and how R2D2 is always ready to throw hands, and whatever, and the artist keeps glancing over at me and I’m like do your tattoo bro I’ve got my buddy handled

But then I realize he’s like, looking over because he can’t tell if he’s seeing something or not, and I glance down and I see my rainbow scalemail bracelet, and how I’m talking to my buddy all fondly and I’m like stroking his arm like he’s a wounded animal, and right as it clicks in my head the tattoo artist asks in his most nonchalant voice possible, like intentionally bland, I’m just talking about the weather haha what do you mean voice:

“So, are you guys close?”

And my gay ass is over to the side internally screaming because yeah, I am gay, but like this is just me being a good bro and my buddy is COMPLETELY OBLVIOUS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING BECAUSE HE’S A GARBAGE STRAIGHT PERSON AND HE SAYS

“Yeah of course, that’s why I asked him to come”

SO NOW THE TATTOO ARTIST THINKS HE’S RIGHT AND HE HAS A GAY COUPLE GETTING A TATTOO AND MY BUDDY HAS NO IDEA AND I’M AWKWARDLY SITTING HERE LIKE SHOULD I STOP HOLDING HIS HAND??? SHOULD I CORRECT THIS TATTOO ARTIST??? SHOULD I LET MY BUDDY KNOW??? MY GAY ASS DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE BEING INCORRECTLY ACCUSED OF BEING GAY, WHAT DO YOU DO

So that tattoo artist is like “Cool man, that’s great. Good for you.”

So then my buddy is like can I get some water, and the guy comes back with one bottle of water and my buddy takes a drink and then hands it to me, and I’m like obviously he has to lay down and needs me to hold his water so I just hold it in my hand, but turns out he was offering me water, so he turns to me and is like Colton, drink some water, and I take a drink and my garbage lizard brain is like “You’re drink sharing in front of the tattoo artist, now he KNOWS he’s right”

So we’re talking about tattoos with the artist and I mention that I’m getting a tattoo in September and my buddy is like “Yeah I’m gonna go and hold HIS hand for that one haha” and the tattoo artist FUCKING SAYS “I mean, I should hope so”

I MEAN, I SHOULD HOPE SO

I MEAN, I SHOULD HOPE SO

AND NO ONE ACTUALLY BROUGHT IT UP. I KNEW WHAT THE TATTOO ARTIST WAS THINKING BUT DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING TO CORRECT HIM. NOW WHEN MY BUDDY GOES BACK AND GETS HIS NEXT TATTOO IN THE FUTURE AND I’M NOT THERE HE’S GOING TO GO “OH WHERE’S YOUR BOYFRIEND”

“This year was hard. Every year is hard. I have stopped expecting it to get easier. I’ve learned that that is the best way to be let down. To be unhappy. So this year was hard. Just like every year is hard. This year it was hard in a different way. Just like every year is hard in a different way. Because it teaches you something new every time. I fell so many times. I gave up so many nights. I cried so many tears. I don’t know how I’m still here sometimes. But I’m just rejoicing I am. I stumbled so many time.My feet tripped over themselves and every obstacle that I faced. I wavered. I fell hard, too many times. But I still believe in my legs I still believe they will get me where I need to go. I believe they will carry me, when I feel like stopping, when I can’t bear to think of continuing on, they will keep me running. I believe in me. After this year, I believe in me. This year tore so many things from me. This year stole so much, so much of my trust, my love, my belief in others, my joy, my smile at times, but it taught me a lot. And now, as sad as it all is, I rejoice that I still have myself. I am proud. I believe in myself.”

— n.c. // 2018

Lady Gaga as The Countess in American Horror Story: Hotel - “Mommy”

fun fact: once Freddie Mercury was visiting Hungary and he saw a cool building. this cool building.

and he asked if he could buy it and they had to explain that they were dreadfully fond of him but that is our parliament, mr. mercury

*638 days* Some memes that may be dead to the internet but not dead to me