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Too ambitious? Fine! 1500 notes.

If I get 2000 notes on this post, I'll cut my hair (just to clarify, my mother will ground me and force me to get a job).

Daily reminder that history teachers are the funniest people on the planet!!

"He may have lost a hand, but☝️he does have Jesus."

Peak humor.

Duolingo's going to somehow find some way to use the pope's death as a marketing strategy. I don't know how, but I feel it in my veins.

I've seen enough Broadway musicals to know this is a bad idea

So… it’s like drugs?

I love how I'm always reading things on tumblr about some people's school being wild and crazy and I'm always so upset because my school's like that until I realize... wait, we do have some goofy things.

The purpose of this post is to tell you about how my choir teacher keeps a notebook with the strangest things he's heard in any of his classes. Here are some of the quotes I remember:

"Dip into the cocaine bucket."

"The hexagon has abs."

"Neverboys like me are high."

"I got the hooker boots."

I made these!!

Hi! This is my second book I’ve completed! I posted it on AO3 because I can’t seem to get publishers to accept it! If you’d like to read it, please do (but beware, it’s almost 50,000 words, so make time!)! Read the summary if you’re interested!

Chapters: 1/18 Fandom: Original Work Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Additional Tags: Holocaust, German, Nazi Germany, Auschwitz, AHHH I'M GONNA CRY, i killed them all, Original work - Freeform, Birkenau, No one will bloody publish this, I've been rejected so many times Summary:

It’s August 1944, and thirteen-year-old Jopie Von Der Au is helping her family resist the SS in Nazi-occupied Germany. Alongside her parents, older brother Jozef, and blind sister Anja, Jopie’s world changes when they are taken from their home in Gorlitz and sent on one of the notorious death trains to Auschwitz. Only Jopie, her mother, and Jozef survive, as Anja dies before deportation and Papa dies after arriving. In the horrors of Auschwitz, Jopie forms bonds with new friends, but most people she loves slowly die off. Her eyesight begins to fade as she fights to survive. Here, Birds Don't Dare Whistle is a story of the emotional toll of survival, the struggle to keep hope, the importance of family and friends, and the struggle of the oppressed. Jopie's story offers a unique perspective on the darkest event in human history.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Les Misérables - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Enjolras/Grantaire (Les Misérables), Combeferre/Courfeyrac (Les Misérables), Jehan/Bahorel, Feuilly being single, Joly/Bossuet Laigle, Cosette Fauchelevent/Marius Pontmercy Characters: Enjolras (Les Misérables), Grantaire (Les Misérables), Combeferre (Les Misérables), Courfeyrac (Les Misérables), Feuilly (Les Misérables), Bahorel (Les Misérables), Bossuet Laigle, Jean "Jehan" Prouvaire, Marius Pontmercy, Éponine Thénardier, Cosette Fauchelevent Additional Tags: Artist Grantaire (Les Misérables), Everyone Is Gay, Gay Male Character Summary:

Modern Au where les amis have a terrible schedule at high school, and they're trying to fix it. They join choir and Combeferre and Courfeyrac embarrass Enjolras in front of Grantaire.

Here’s my steal for Enjoltaire in the semifinals. It’s getting intense. I won’t be able to function properly until this shipping showdown is over and everything’s in order. But it’s so fun! Everyone, make sure to vote!

If I ever become an English teacher, I'm going to start one class by asking, "Who has never read or written a fanfic and is proud of that?" And then after a few people raise their hands, I'm going to say, "After today, that will change." Then I will give them an assignment of writing fanfic and posting it on AO3. Whoever gets the most kudos gets extra credit.