Being A Flop Changed My Life. The World Is Not My Oyster, I Am Glowing. I Walked Into A Pole This Morning.

I redrew some Merlin characters to be more historically and culturally accurate! The text is their original names in a later Latin script, yoinked from a display in the Corinium Museum, Cirencester. (Sneaky edit to add: Y'all are incredibly welcome to use this in any way you want, I would love to see more of my home's culture being represented more accurately in media!!)

Unlabelled version under the cut!!

MERLINLADIES’ FAVOURITE COSTUMES Gwen’s embroidered top and fur vest in 4x13 “The Sword in the Stone: Part Two ”

lie back. lie back.

where have you been?

Llama Uther AU

Where everything's the same except Uther's a llama.

"So the king, he really is-"

"Yes Merlin, but I wouldn't recommend bringing it up while you're here."

"But Gaius, h-"

"Uther punished many magic users, including those who were unfortunate enough to be visiting here. One particular one cursed him to be a Llama before the fire overtook her."

"And the curse is unbreakable?"

"Oh no. Anyone with a basic knowledge on curses and magic could break it."

"Then why?"

"Because that would require magic. And the King knows that."

sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen

Muppet King Arthur is the third Muppet "fairy tale" comic book adaptation. It was written by Paul Benjamin and Patrick Storck with art by Dave Álvarez for the first issue and James Silvani in issues 2 through 4. "A" cover art is provided by David Petersen with "B" cover art by Álvarez on issues 1 and 2, and Silvani on issue #3 and 4. All four issues have a limited edition "C" cover by Amy Mebberson, available through Jetpack Comics.

King Arthur - Kermit the Frog Morgan le Fey (later Morgana le Fey) - Miss Piggy Sir Sam of Eagle - Sam the Eagle Mordred - Robin the Frog The Lady of the Lake - Janice Merlin the Magician - Rowlf the Dog Sir Percival - Fozzie Bear Sir Lancelot - Gonzo Lady Guinevere - Camilla the Chicken Sir Gawain - Animal

By this logic, Sir Galahad is Pepe.

the clanging of his armored ass cheeks brought down the walls of many a castle

The Frost Queen by Dudley Hardy

Periodically I'll google Irish email etiquette because I can never remember the sign-offs and it will be perpetually entertaining to me when they translate Beir bua as Best wishes.

I'm sorry, I'm a medievalist, and this phrase is literally in Oidheadh Con Culainn:

"Best wishes". What a funny way to tell somebody to take victory!

Anyway, this is how I read emails with Irish salutations:

O Ruairi, my ally,

I hope this email finds you willing to aid me in battle. If you're still open to sending me those unpublished editions you're working on, I would be incredibly grateful, as they'd help a lot with my research.

Take victory,

Finn