FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

“Act my age? What the fuck is that, “act my age”? What do I care how old I am? The Ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.”

— the greatest thing i have ever read (via wcked)