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“if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot”

yo i’m straight not blind

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

My class pretended to play dead.

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a g**damn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.

#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

reblog this if you want a LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.

pleaaase?

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves