Bae: Tell Me Sexy Things In Spanish.

Bae: Tell me sexy things in Spanish.

Me: *Spanish accent* Mi nombre es Palermo y tengo dos noticias para daros, una buena y otra mala. La mala es que el Banco de España está sufriendo un ataque, y la buena *Argentinian accent* ES QUE LOS ATACANTES SOMOS NOSOTROS, MUCHACHOS.

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6 years ago

hi! i wanted to ask if you know any bttm/subby yoongi fics with no smut? idk how to look for them or under which tag theyd be so like,,,,,,,

Those kinds of fics are super hard to find, so I understand your frustration!

I have a few, but most of them have making out with sexual situations (aka talking about sex or sexual flirting, but nothing really happens.) It’s never full on smut. I hope those are alright for you, Anon! (If not let me know and I’ll try my best to cut out any and all sexual content)

Classroom Art with a Hint of Romance by nicole_rxe   ║ Two-Shot ║ Highschool AU ║ Strangers to Lovers ║ Slight Dom/sub Undertones ║ No Smut║

You make me (wanna shout) by Queen_Haruka  ║ Highschool AU ║ Love Sick Jungkook ║ Making Out ║ Sexual Content ║ Slight Exhibitionism ║ Fluff ║

He does this thing (called being extra) by Queen_Haruka  ║ Non AU ║ Making Out ║ Sexual Content ║ Fluff ║ Slight Exhibitionism ║

less netflix, more chill by chaoticmusings  ║ Non AU ║ Married║Fluff ║ Humor ║ Implied Sexual Content ║

loving is easy (when it’s with you) by mintyoonkook  ║ Non AU ║ Soft Making Out ║ Kissing ║ Fluff ║

yoonkook day 1: beginnings: first time arguing by Buttercups  ║ Domestic AU ║ Slight Angst ║ Fluff ║ Jealous Yoongi ║ Sexual Content ║

I Love The Way He Says My Name by MinClou  ║ College AU ║ Demisexual Jungkook ║ Making Out ║ Sexual Content ║ Fluff ║

Kiss me on the lips, lips by Iranka  ║ Domestic ║ Fluff ║ Body Worship ║ Making Out ║

The Return of Superman: The Jeon Family Joins! by Pandacafe  ║ Finished Multichapter ║ Celebrity TV AU ║ Non AU ║ Married ║ Implied Mpreg ║ Parents ║ Fluff ║ No Smut║

(They Long To Be) Close To You by cluelesskaru║ Finished Multichapter ║ College AU ║ Librarian AU ║ Student Jungkook ║ Slow Burn ║ Fluff ║ Sexual Content ║

The Company We Keep by bangtaninthecupboard║ Finished Multichapter ║ Werewolf Jungkook ║ Witch Yoongi ║ Blood ║ Injury ║ Fluff ║ Sexual Flirting║ 

I hope these fall into what you are looking for. If not, just let me know and I’ll try and weedle out the ‘sexual content’ ones. 

Just let me know!

6 years ago

Do you really kinky smut with bottom yoongi?

Anonymous said: do you have an bttm yg fics? ty xoxo

fuck kim taehyung by prkjimin

“if i hear another curse word i’m going to fuck your pretty little mouth until you can’t speak at all, got it?” taehyung says and yoongi’s eyes widen, struggling to swallow past the thick lump that had suddenly formed in his throat as he feels his body tense. god, fuck kim taehyung, seriously.

And I’m So Hot (I Need a Fan) by paralove

Taehyung gets to fuck his idol, Agust D a.k.a Yoongi while the rapper recites the holy verse of Cypher: Killer.

help me, help you by orphan_account

Going out, getting shitfaced drunk and bumping into people he doesn’t know isn’t particularly Yoongi’s idea of a good time. In fact he’d rather be at home where it’s nice and quiet, working on his music or doing something otherwise productive with his time - like making a Yoongi-sized dent in his new couch and catching up on Dollhouse, or finishing that stupid 3D puzzle that Namjoon got him last Christmas - but Hoseok wouldn’t have it. It’s whatever.

mind if i stay (forever)? by dreamkinks

a one night stand. kind of.

don’t wanna leave this play date with you by intronevermind

daegutwink95 receives a comment on his latest cam session to check out prettyangel93.

Shots Fired by eclairdeluxe

Wherein Yoongi, captain of the local precinct, and Taehyung, fire lieutenant, bump heads on the job and uglies between the sheets.

Too Sweet by overTheMoonturtle

Taehyung “accidentally” calls Hoseok while he fucks Yoongi.

keep you runnin’ till you whimpy by homine

“You love it when I talk to you like this, don’t you, hyung? It makes you so hard it hurts.” Yoongi would never be able to comprehend where the seemingly innocent Taehyung had learned to speak like this and how such crude things could come out that sweet mouth.

“Stop teasing me, I need you already.” The taller male beamed, leaving loving bruises under and over pale thighs.

“Ready for my tongue to fuck you open?” Taehyung smiled at the way his counterpart’s body trembled and the way his ankles dug into the back of his shoulders.

Or, the one where Yoongi just loves Taehyung’s mouth and tongue.

Obedience by Vmeun

Everything was perfect.

- M

6 years ago

anonymous asked: hi can you rec some fics that have drinking games in them or truth or dare (basically party games idk)

Lost & Found by saengie, YeonAh 

White Chalk by g_odalisque13 

I’ll Become Your Flower by softyoongles 

My New Year’s Resolution Is You by HesterAntoniaDracolas 

let’s stop here, under the lit sign on the corner by madcap 

anonymous asked: Hi(^_^)/“ I am wondering if you’ve found any non-au’s that you have been loving lately? I feel like I’ve read all of them, so any recommendations would be sweet! Thank you!

As long as you keep that smile (shining for me) by Itz_mirai 

200% by staycute1234

and the secret here is that I love you so (but I don’t want your heart to know.) by hyemiyah 

Newfound Familiarity by mbbts 

one-way ticket by zannen

Beyond the Scene #152 by wharien 

Lovely Sick Hearts by taetaehyunng 

How Can Someone Like Him Exist? by SkB1230

SSamjang Is The Spice Of Life by koobie 

thirst.txt by pink_bubblecum03 (ChibiMel03) 

anonymous asked: hiii, do you know of any badboy!tae / goodboy!yoongi fics?

hot mess (and i’m falling for you) by roachprince

Goodnight Kiss by Icanboogie  

I’ll Be Good by roachprince 

take our chances (in good time) by vsyubs 

La Colpa Della Vista by dissintegrate 

Don’t Wanna Fall In Love by minyoongi6275 

escape by taegikook 

Hai Shi Shan Meng by handintheshot 

Sick Sentiment by rix 

anonymous asked: do you know any fics where yoongi is actually good at feelings? or is just soft as hell for tae

the stars say i love you by babeyeol 

’‘Hyung will get it for you!’’ by elizabetamargie 

49. call me when you get home by potato_sock 

All Over Again by eightninetwo 

more golden days by taegi 

Hard ‘n’ Fast by Whutamia 

Where You Go, I Will Follow by minvmin 

On Tour by visbaeallday 

My Spring, My Summer by syubx 

for the love of all that is holey by my_hope 

Wondrous by heungtansonyeondan (bangnana) 

9 years ago

Same 😂

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4 years ago
LA SOLITUDINE DEI NUMERI PRIMI (2010)
LA SOLITUDINE DEI NUMERI PRIMI (2010)

LA SOLITUDINE DEI NUMERI PRIMI (2010)

6 years ago

Do you really kinky smut with bottom yoongi?

Anonymous said: do you have an bttm yg fics? ty xoxo

fuck kim taehyung by prkjimin

“if i hear another curse word i’m going to fuck your pretty little mouth until you can’t speak at all, got it?” taehyung says and yoongi’s eyes widen, struggling to swallow past the thick lump that had suddenly formed in his throat as he feels his body tense. god, fuck kim taehyung, seriously.

And I’m So Hot (I Need a Fan) by paralove

Taehyung gets to fuck his idol, Agust D a.k.a Yoongi while the rapper recites the holy verse of Cypher: Killer.

help me, help you by orphan_account

Going out, getting shitfaced drunk and bumping into people he doesn’t know isn’t particularly Yoongi’s idea of a good time. In fact he’d rather be at home where it’s nice and quiet, working on his music or doing something otherwise productive with his time - like making a Yoongi-sized dent in his new couch and catching up on Dollhouse, or finishing that stupid 3D puzzle that Namjoon got him last Christmas - but Hoseok wouldn’t have it. It’s whatever.

mind if i stay (forever)? by dreamkinks

a one night stand. kind of.

don’t wanna leave this play date with you by intronevermind

daegutwink95 receives a comment on his latest cam session to check out prettyangel93.

Shots Fired by eclairdeluxe

Wherein Yoongi, captain of the local precinct, and Taehyung, fire lieutenant, bump heads on the job and uglies between the sheets.

Too Sweet by overTheMoonturtle

Taehyung “accidentally” calls Hoseok while he fucks Yoongi.

keep you runnin’ till you whimpy by homine

“You love it when I talk to you like this, don’t you, hyung? It makes you so hard it hurts.” Yoongi would never be able to comprehend where the seemingly innocent Taehyung had learned to speak like this and how such crude things could come out that sweet mouth.

“Stop teasing me, I need you already.” The taller male beamed, leaving loving bruises under and over pale thighs.

“Ready for my tongue to fuck you open?” Taehyung smiled at the way his counterpart’s body trembled and the way his ankles dug into the back of his shoulders.

Or, the one where Yoongi just loves Taehyung’s mouth and tongue.

Obedience by Vmeun

Everything was perfect.

- M

6 years ago
Au Where Yoongi Is A Radio Host Who Hasn’t Invited A Guest In Over 5 Years. He Suddenly Invites Taehyung,
Au Where Yoongi Is A Radio Host Who Hasn’t Invited A Guest In Over 5 Years. He Suddenly Invites Taehyung,

au where yoongi is a radio host who hasn’t invited a guest in over 5 years. he suddenly invites taehyung, a model, and no one knows why. 1/?

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