Forbidden Spaghetti

forbidden spaghetti

Stupid Is Timeless.

Stupid is timeless.

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8'5" , ready to go fruit picking

Funky concept - your height reversed is how tall you’d be as a cryptid/fantasy creature   ✌️

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

Single Tasking

Monotasking, also known as single-tasking, is the practice of dedicating oneself to a given task and minimizing potential interruptions until the task is completed or a significant period of time has elapsed.

a) eat breakfast without checking your phone or watching tv 🍳🧠

b) simply observe when you’re in the car, on the bus, train or plane. (or if you’re like me riding your bike 🚴🏻‍♀️)

c) watch a movie start to finish without distractions (seriously the best 😭❤️)

d) listen to an album all the way through

e) focus on the art of listening rather than talking

f) capture your To-do lists in a notebook rather than multi task

g) have a morning routine

h) divide your tasks into 20 minute intervals (send me asks if you wanna see my cleaning schedule!!)

i) de clutter your workspace / bedroom

j) detox from technology one day a week

k) check your emails / texts at a designated time of the day

l) slow down your evening with a night ritual

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I hope this helps. Let me know what you try / know !!

in kung fu panda, po is the dragon warrior because unlike tai lung and tigress, he worked customer service and won't become tyrannical with power

May good luck seep through your screen

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My Mum is too wonderful not to reblog this

My Mum Is Too Wonderful Not To Reblog This

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

The shit is good

Who’s The Shit? YOU’RE The Shit! Never Forget That.

Who’s the shit? YOU’RE the shit! Never forget that.

translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”

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