Tw: Blood, Bodlily Injury, Sacrifice Humor.
Tw: Blood, Bodlily Injury, Sacrifice humor.
So like 2 years ago I potato peeled some of the skin off of my pinky helping with the 'Feast'.
Today, my love sliced off a disc of his finger cutting garlic for the 'Feast'.
We SWEAR Blood Sacrifice is NOT our annual Tradition (because we skipped last year).
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I am too excited to see my best friend later this month.
Like, a sapphic level of excited. I love our relationship and look forward to our brains clicking together in our special AuDHD way.
Why is it I need to deregulate my system from a shock literally an hour before I'm planning to go out?
TWICE NOW! I've had unpleasant experiences within hours of me needing to get ready to go somewhere.
THREE TIMES NOW! Someone has shown up at my door uninvited and scared the shit out of me.
Knock it off, Universe!!!
He has Risen, so She could Cum.
Now, that girl's Mother, on the other hand, said:
"You have a very Weird store. Very, very Weird. Disturbing."
I only replied,
"Thank you, My Boss does love her store."
5 year old girl just now:
"Ummmm I have a question. Did you grow your beard yourself, or is it fake?"
"Oh, I grew it myself."
"That's really cool, I love it."
"Awwwww, thank you, I appreciate that!"
Vintage sacred heart french votive lamp
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