Morticiafattymshasabeard - Morticia Fattyms

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I was so excited to make Joe a Bone Daddy Suit FUUUUUUUCK

Thank you, instagram

Only a few days ago I posted and shared a powerful moment on my Instagram. The headlining caption started, "I HATE MY MOTHER FOR THIS!", and was about my trauma surrounding hygenic grooming.

Y'all, my mother started texting me about hair removal techniques almost immediately. I think she found me and is stalking me (typical her behavior, she stalks her exs too.)

I cannot begin to express the fury I felt getting these critical and pointless messages. Like, if you're stalking me, maybe read what I have to say???

I've been experiencing abnormal chest pain over 24 hours.

Ravenives

5 year old girl just now:

"Ummmm I have a question. Did you grow your beard yourself, or is it fake?"

"Oh, I grew it myself."

"That's really cool, I love it."

"Awwwww, thank you, I appreciate that!"

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