Mpe-megaphone - Idiot Dumbass Brain

would you?

fish want him, women want him, the law wants him...

nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

Let's make this dude pure behavioural issues !!!

Let's irresponsibly breed a dog together!

Share as much as possible that dog gotta be atrocious by the end of the week

Sad cat pet. Success! :3

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depression is over it’s done it is obliterated look at this fucking shirt i found at the thrift near my house

I have one of those robot vacuums but there's a mirror in the house low enough to the ground that the lidar scanner can see a nonexistent room in the reflection so on the navigation map it's generated I have a room that doesn't exist that I have to forbid the vacuum from entering.

my liege your jester just fucking bit me