Rot Knight!

Carwashes are, like, horny tho not the stereotypical white-shirt-and-water-bucket ones. i mean the giant drive-through robotic tunnels. You sit there and try and tell me that being slowly enticed through the wet internals of a giant robot that soaks you, lubes you up, and licks you with its huge rotating tongues dripping with soapy saliva before spitting you out clean, wet and fulfilled is not, in fact, horny. you sit there and try it

I have to fuck her

this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo

waving is so cute. literally hi

Tim Roosen makes a lot of busts with the same body type and it gets pretty repetitive, but god he captured my gender in this one.

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Twin Peaks on Pluto TV

Twin Peaks on Pluto TV | Pilot | 2hr | The small northwest town of Twin Peaks, Washington is shaken up when the body of the Homecoming Queen

Also, it's only available for a limited time so don't miss out.

Robot/computer head doodles;;,

god he’s so gender