Well I Guess I Turned Out Relatively OK. If Being An Old Faggot Qualifies.

I love the way his man pussy slides so effortlessly onto this huge beautiful cock. Just slide right in me baby. I'd like to think my ass is sexy like that, but mine opens up so easily to all cocks because of years and years of practice and hundreds of cocks using me.

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This looks very familiar to my high school days but I don't remember any cocks near these sizes!!!

Yes, I love to see this... all of it!

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Mouth, or anywhere actually!

Enjoying this position in the late 70's and all the 80's probably caused me to miss a couple hundred business meetings and the ability to retire 10 years earlier. Worth every drop of sweet cum I swallowed though!

I’d ask what time will you get here so I can get ready. Woof!

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I knew this before I knew my multiplication table.

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I learned about thongs and g-strings in the early 80's in the Caribbean, well before they became common in the US. Thongs became my go to underwear until more sissylike g-strings became more common. In the mid-80's I had a back injury and my orthopedic surgeon (who also happened to be a golfing friend from college days) had me x-rayed in his clinic, and it was then that I realized I had fucked up and worn a thong that day as was customary for me. I really had not intended to expose that thong to my doctor, but after the x-rays and while waiting for him to examine me, covered only with my thong and the little exam gown they make you wear, I got excited over the prospect that he would see my bare ass along with the thin fabric that barely covered my now totally erect cock. My modesty melted away and I was so fucking excited when he had me stand in front of him with my bare ass in his face that I almost exploded. He very professionally explained to me and guided his hands to where my Lumbar disc L4/5 was located, gently massaging my hips as he discussed the issue. He removed the gown from me and had me stand facing him in only my thong with my rock hard cock stretching that poor little thong no more than a foot from his face. He had me walk back a couple steps, all the while staring at my hard cock, then had me turn around so he could check my posture while taking slow steps away from him. I so wanted him to come rip off that thong and bend me over and drive his shaft into my throbbing and needy ass, after putting me on my knees to suck his dick hard and wet to get him ready. But no. He told me to get dressed and he gave me a referral to a physical therapist so I could begin PT for my ailing back. At least the therapist appreciated my thongs more and I looked forward to every visit to see him and his gorgeous cock for the next 4 months.

This T-girl could pass for one we know as “Ebony.”  Read on…

It was late.  We had watched the Saints lose again, had dinner with friends at Arnaud’s, caught the last Chris Owens’ show, and I was ready to make it to the hotel and turn in and call it a weekend.

“One more hurricane baby!”

My wife could be ridiculous sometime.  We both had enough to drink but I wasn’t going to argue with her as we turned and started walking on Bourbon toward Pat O’Brien’s.

We had not gone a half block when the shill for a she-male strip club steps out on Bourbon to address Eve, my wife.

“Damn lady, you’re taller than all my girls.  Why don’t you bring your man in with you so my girls can have some fun with you and him and they can see how a real woman is built?  First drink on the house, no cover no minimum!”

She glanced back at me and smiled.  “How many times have we said we would do this some day baby?  I think now’s the time!”

This scenario had been pillow talk many times and I knew she wanted to be used up a little by a ladyboy in one of these strip clubs.  If not fucked, at least felt up, maybe give a blowjob in semi-public settings.  She also wanted to see me suck off a she-male while I watched her play with one.  So, this was on… this was real now!

The shill guided us in past the open doors and announced “Girly-Girl on the floor.  Bring her to VIP!”

We weren’t sure what that meant, but it was immediately repeated by a large guy who came down from a stool next to the DJ and started toward Eve along with a tall black ladyboy and a shorter blond she-male named Britney who came directly to me and grabbed my arm and smiled at me.  A cute little Hispanic waitress followed us.

Within seconds we were seated on a leather sofa to the rear and above the lounge area and stage.  We found out later it was a protective move to keep Eve from “competing” or being confused with any of the “house talent” to keep her from being groped or hit on by the patrons coming into the joint thinking she might be a she-male because of her height.

The large guy was the floor manager and quickly gave us the rules about “no sex acts allowed” and as he walked away with the waitress with our drink order, the black T-girl laughed and told us both, “fuck him… we can have all the fun we want as long as we don’t get naked and fuck in public.”

It didn’t take long and the black T-girl, “Ebony” of course, had her tongue buried down my wife’s throat and Eve was reciprocating, as she groped at Ebony’s hard cock and Ebony freed Eve’s tits out of her dress and bra.

Britney wasted no time either as she grabbed my cock and buried her tongue in my open and willing mouth as I raised her dress over her ass and freed her stiff cock from her panties.

I thought Britney was the first of the four of us to cum, but Eve told me later the next morning it had to be her with the first orgasm.  She said “That black bitch gave me the hardest finger fucking I’ve gotten since I was maybe a teen, while whispering and tongue fucking my ear telling me how she was going to use her big black cock to fuck my pussy and then my ass and finally finish by shooting her load in my filthy fucking blonde mouth.  Baby, I have never been talked to like that and it fucking turned me on so much that I had an orgasm like I don’t remember outside our bedroom.”

Well, she had fucked so many different guys and women in our bedroom over the 8 years of our marriage that I was sure her biggest orgasm definitely came in our bed, and it wasn’t me who gave it to her.

We had another round of drinks, and the T-girls changed places so I had Ebony jerking my cock and whispering shit in my ear while Britney had the time of her life with Eve.  My wife was a good 5 inches taller than Britney and probably 20 pounds heavier and “Eve you’re the first woman I’ve ever finger fucked, and you have the biggest natural tits I’ve ever played with.”  There weren’t many natural tits in this Shemale Joint at 2:00 in the morning.

We paid our tab and then made our way to The Monteleone with my big blonde wife staggering hand in hand with Ebony while I had Britney hanging onto me for dear life.  The doorman at the hotel gave me a knowing “nod of the head” as I palmed him a $20 bill for his discretion, and we made our way to our room with our tongues buried in each other’s mouths, ready to have a four-way gang fuck on the elevator.

In the room we all got naked immediately, and while Eve used our little douche ball to get her ass ready for cock, I sucked on the two T-girl cocks while they sucked on me.  When Eve was finished, she came out with the KY Jelly and she took my place with Ebony and Britney in bed and I went to the bathroom to get my ass totally douched and ready for some hard core T-girl fucking.

When I was totally douched, I got in bed with Britney, Eve was already on top of Ebony fucking her like she had never been fucked by a woman before.  It was stunning to see how much these T-girls were into Eve, because frankly they were queer guys (or so they thought) before they went through transforming MTF, and she was bringing the bisexuality out of them in orgasm after orgasm.

I did a 69 with Britney for the longest before she stopped, lubed up my ass and her cock and then got on top of me to fuck me missionary style.  She was a little small for me so I made the right adjustments with my legs around her to let her ride me hard.  She shot a load of cum in me but I wouldn’t let her stop fucking me.  I kept squeezing her cock with my sphincter to keep her hard and kept telling her how good a fuck she was.  It worked well enough that she rode me another hour I’m sure before unloading in my ass the second time as she made me cum all over our stomachs together.

When Britney finally rolled off me, I looked at Eve who was taking a load from Ebony’s big black cock right across her wide-open mouth.  My whore wife swallowed all that hot juicy cum and then she had enough.

She reached in her purse and took out $200 and handed it to Ebony.  “Okay whores!  Get out of my fucking room.  We’ll be back in two weeks for the Falcons game.  Make sure you’re working the same shift and stay safe for the next couple weeks.  Now get the fuck out!”

Two weeks later the Saints lost to the Falcons, and Britney and Ebony got fucked again by a couple of big blondes.