If This Isn't The Best Ass Shot Of A Man, I Just Don't Know! Best I've Seen Ever For Sure!!! Woof!!!

The first place we lived when I returned from active duty was so small that my wife figured she had fucked 30-something different guys in a town of maybe 200 men total while I was in Southeast Asia. I was almost as popular as her for encouraging her to fuck everybody. We miss those days and our youth.

Impossible for old fags to compete with that!!!

omg all girls know that moment of total penetration

Saw this on here somewhere and reminded me…

Lighter blonde hair and bigger legs and ass and this is my wife Eve circa early 70’s.  Or my mother from what I remember of her in the 50’s and 60’s.  5’10” and 5’11” big, buxom blondes.

Eve and I had been married for just a few years when my mother and I were in New York for meetings and we brought the family with us for drinking and dining and sightseeing when Mom and I weren’t in meetings.

One evening, we were in the back of the hotel limo headed for dinner with Dad and I in the jump seat and Mom and Eve in the back seat facing us.

Eve made some off-color comment to Mom about the masseur who had given my wife and my mother a massage that day, at different times, and had no doubt fucked both.  And now they were sort of giggly about the size of his cock and my dad picked up on it and wasn’t amused.

He addressed Eve, “You know, you look and act more like your mother-in-law than your husband does, but you don’t have to follow in her footsteps and be the whore she was at your age.  Those days are over; women don’t need to fuck everybody to get ahead anymore.”

I remember Eve’s comment in reply.  “Well Mr. Jay, I don’t have to be a whore to make it in business like my mother-in-law did, but I need to be a whore because your son, my husband, loves being married to a whore, and he loves that I fuck around. He’s just like you!”

All I remember is Dad being silent for the longest and Mom smiling and simply saying “Good girl” to Eve.

Yep, proud of my whores!

Indeed!!!! Love to look like her, be like her, if I could go back to about her age. I can barely imagine the cock she must have always around her and inside her. What a dream?

OMG Yes, there are never enough tops to go around!

So does your wife know your faggot?

Yeah, we met at a party in college when I was in the bedroom in a 69 with my buddy, and she and his girlfriend walked in on us and they got into a 69 on the side of us in the bed. Two old queers growing old together.

That is actually a pretty amazing statement. I came to that conclusion before I started high school. My absolute favorite thing to do was to suck cock and all my friends appreciated that I got immense pleasure from them having an orgasm while their cock was in my mouth. I didn't particularly care for getting a blow job as much as I enjoyed cumming in frottage or a buddy jerking me off. Weird kinda faggot huh?

I knew this before I knew my multiplication table.

Know it, love it, live it fag.

So many silk ties ruined by overflow, oh my!!!