Can Arthur Or John Speak Middle English?

Omg this podcast is so fucking funny

“…who?”

GOT ‘IM. ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

Old favorite character divorced, new favorite character acquired.

You can’t see this but you have the cold calculated demeanor of someone not to fuck with

“…who?”

GOT ‘IM. ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

Old favorite character divorced, new favorite character acquired.

I know the timeline doesn't line up. I don't care. Martin and Gerry eould be the most gorgeous couple to exist. Gmart nation rise

It can line up if Martin was dating Gerry BEFORE he died.

Tw high pitched loud noise? Is that a thing?

This is probably a bad time to post due to the actions of a certain Jalexander/derogatory//affectionate (and everyone involved. I’m sure they too are giggling and foot-kicking)

BUT I wanted to know what The Song sounds like on the violin and y’all. It’s so melodramatic. I’m out of practice(read I have not practiced in years) so it’s uhh a little janky. But the potential is there. It really gives Sherlock angst-playing at a window about The Woman.

various attempts at visualizing john/giving him a tangible form

not pictured: right after arthur eats falling star john, the king in yellow sprinting up to arthur and punching him in the gut to make him throw up. coughs john out like a hairball

Another go at an Arthur design. Gotta have that good good before and after. I imagine he might have a touch of East Asian ancestry, which he and Parker could bond over.

1:08 ads end

5:10 three days. Yup. Thats how long it takes to recover from being run thru with a sword.

6:50 DRESS 👏 UP 👏 TIME 👏

9:30 “a thick piece of metal?” That dude wasn’t actually a prince, was he?

10:15 arthur bby plz do not go out in underwear and a shitty breastplate

10:20 Was that a zipper?? Btwn that and all the modern english everyone speaks, I don’t think they really time travelled lmao

12:10 three days. Absofruitly. 4 out of 5 doctors agree

13:10 what in gods name is that armor made out of

13:10 no he is definitely still a sore thumb

14:00 listen, i love yorick, but y’all trust him way too much

23:00 PI remembers secret doors are a thing. More at 6

25:30 for someone with no legs, you sure are good at jumping to conclusions, yorick

27:00 oh so now we’re suspicious.

28:50 nothing like some stagnant water with a three-day-old body in it to freshen up your stab wound

31:00 the lung capacity of this man gd

38:50 yes please get rid of the breastplate

39:00 a man who looks nothing like the prince who is nigh unintelligible with weird hair and shoes wearing nothing else but the prince’s bloodied underwear and one piece of his armor does not stand a better chance of getting into a castle than a random stranger. Once you get near the castle, hide your 20th century shit and the prince’s clearly more expensive clothing and say you were mugged and stabbed.

40:20 yeeeep its defo haunted. Again.

43:00 hes gonna paint the nails duh

44:00 ah. Ew, yorick. You know what, I’m not gonna yuck anyones yum

45:00 Alexander “definitely not an evil familiar” Owl, so happy to have you back

46:30 awww Faroe’s Waylay is probably a nice park with duckies 😭

When someone inevitably makes an edit of this episode’s great lines such as

“And I ate,”

“My king, you manifest,” and

“You thrive, King,”

please tag me. Thank you.

canon: the very first thing John did upon gaining control of Arthur's hand was strangle someone to death with it

fandom: with this power they can... no I daren't say it... oh but I must... they can hold hands 😳🤝😳