Mario and Bowser's rivalry after 30 years: Exists mostly just to uphold the status quo, instantly dissipates whenever the situation calls for it, Peach's kidnappings probably follow a very specific schedule and after every single one they all go out for coffee together. Luigi is unironically Junior's favorite babysitter.
Sonic and Eggman's rivalry after 30 years: If You So Much As Breathe In My Direction I Am Literally Going to Kill You With My Bare Hands
mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation
you can replace all your daily tasks with 24 hours of the hyperfixation. But watch out
Take my poorly drawn mice
something i have always found really weird is when english texts italicize words from other languages.
i remember reading a book as a kid and the author continually italicizing the word tamales
save me bitching
it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here
having a great many thoughts about Loop
Hey, don't cry. Five thousand fanfic daydream scenarios inside your head about the super-obscure fictional character you've latched onto like an orphaned duckling, okay?
hollow knight