Seasonal Leaf Dogs

Ok so hear me out here

The 13th century Swedish peasant boy who's crashing on my couch keeps eating my leftover General Tso's. I always tell him he can order his own but he's all "oh no, just wonton soup is fine with me, it reminds me of winters at home by the fire" but when I open the fridge the next day, what do I see? Not my leftovers! I don't even think they had wontons in medieval Sweden.

twilight sparkle could be the archivist but jonathan sims couldn’t be princess of friendship

a drawing of The Fictional Man suffering can keep a guy going for 5, maybe even 10 more minutes

I’m starting to sound like a nutcase at work because upper management keeps trying to implement AI programs and AI assistants and Chat GPT and my middle-of-the-road, don’t-infodump, don’t-engage response has been “I don’t like AI”, “I prefer to remain in control of my own tasks”, “I’d rather make my own mistakes”, and “I don’t trust any machine smarter than a toaster”

i love pokemon weird evolution gimmicks cuz like no the electric mouse can only become fucking massive on this one cursed island if you go too far to the left and hit france they get all mega and spicy instead. keep going to spain and they freaking crystalize yeah no it’s just like that

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

i'm making a brand new, unbearable wizard quiz

Wait is Zelda coming out this month

sometimes blorbo posting is analysis sometimes its. HRGEGHR . CharTcter CHARECYR do you see. FO YOU UNSRSYANF GHDJJ