"I Can Fix Him" This "I Can Make Him Worse" That Pathetic. I Can Love Him So Much That It Changes The

Can I even catch this in a Pokeball?

fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)

Do you like poems?

yes! my favorites are The Tiger and the unnamed werewolf fridge poem

dont worry it goes back like memory foam

bonus:

Sonic in RAIN WORLD

I had a massive brain rot today and this was the outcome.

I don't know why, but I just wanted to see Sonic in Rain World because both have a nature and technology theme. Also, I just love Sonic so much.

everyone talks about the insane sweetness of candy corn and candy corn pumpkins but people rarely touch on the monument to confectionary hubris that is the cadbury creme egg

hands you a litwick as you... scroll past... um...

ingo... i do not think that is a good idea... ingo you might get people hurt. ingo please. it is not funny. ingo. ingo.

Mario and Bowser's rivalry after 30 years: Exists mostly just to uphold the status quo, instantly dissipates whenever the situation calls for it, Peach's kidnappings probably follow a very specific schedule and after every single one they all go out for coffee together. Luigi is unironically Junior's favorite babysitter.

Sonic and Eggman's rivalry after 30 years: If You So Much As Breathe In My Direction I Am Literally Going to Kill You With My Bare Hands

The Trans Agenda is to Keep My F*cking Friends Alive — sol rios

published as part of the Citizen Trans* {Project} by New Words Press