I Absolutely Love That The Pokémon Universe Is Literally Tearing Itself Apart At The Seams. Fantastic

The birthplace

*seductively* doomed by the narrative all by yourself, handsome?

alloromantics : wow that person is pretty i wanna date them

allosexuals: wow that person is hot i wanna fuck them

me, an oriented aroace: wow that person is ????? and i wanna ?????

Ok so hear me out here

Can I even catch this in a Pokeball?

i'd like to introduce my daughter Nuance to tumblr

The 13th century Swedish peasant boy who's crashing on my couch keeps eating my leftover General Tso's. I always tell him he can order his own but he's all "oh no, just wonton soup is fine with me, it reminds me of winters at home by the fire" but when I open the fridge the next day, what do I see? Not my leftovers! I don't even think they had wontons in medieval Sweden.

new sliver of straw theory: she went up

hands you a joltik as you scroll past