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JOINTS IS PAIN

The 13th century Swedish peasant boy who's crashing on my couch keeps eating my leftover General Tso's. I always tell him he can order his own but he's all "oh no, just wonton soup is fine with me, it reminds me of winters at home by the fire" but when I open the fridge the next day, what do I see? Not my leftovers! I don't even think they had wontons in medieval Sweden.

something i have always found really weird is when english texts italicize words from other languages.

i remember reading a book as a kid and the author continually italicizing the word tamales

doodle dumps, they're best friends to me 🥺

End the endless dream, consumed by a nightmare

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

Favourite genres of media include ‘makes me want to lie on the floor’ and ‘have to stop and stare into space about it for a while’ and sometimes both of those as well as ‘has rewired my brain so completely I will think about it every day forever’