Mythighost - Slightly Better Than A Chicken Sandwitch

my full piece for the sidetracked au zine :)

totally normal guy here for sure

Do you like poems?

yes! my favorites are The Tiger and the unnamed werewolf fridge poem

Never posting my fanfiction. Call that AO2.

JOINTS IS PAIN

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

List of media where the title is significantly more accurate than you expect going in:

- Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

- Everything Everywhere All At Once

- The Thing

This is probably my favourite tweet ever hello we are your bank