It’s Quick, It’s Easy And It’s Free:  Pouring River Water In Your Socks

My gender is so sleepy so so so tired just sooo exhausted. Snrrrk mimimimi etc.

me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

i feel strongly about this

hungry knights

I noticed there’s a lot of people on here making their own versions of Link and my brain wouldn’t let me rest until I scribbled out my own idea. I know Old!Link has been done plenty before but the idea here was “What if the destined hero didn’t receive his call to adventure until he was well into adulthood?”. So he has to grow into the role of hero at an age when his prime is mostly behind him and he’s honestly not too jazzed about it. 

Also yes, friends at home, I am perfectly aware how atrociously on brand this is for me I’m going to acknowledge it so you don’t have to

some more thoughts under the cut

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