I’m The Weirdest Kind Of Extremely Online Because I Would Be Severely Offline If It Wasn’t For Tumblr.

Suddenly remembered that some people on here are like. 14 or 15. My condolences.

The fact that GLaDOS drops Chell off in a post apocalyptic world but we never get to see canon rugged post apocalyptic survivor Chell has harrowed me for 7 years. That is like the one reason I wanted a Portal 3. I NEED to see her timeskipped with 20% more stress induced gray hairs, and a rifle, and tattered jacket, and bandaged hands, and chilling and cooking a rotisserie headcrab over a fire in her impromptu camp with like her long stretch of chain reaction physics based traps surrounding it, and she is using the companion cube as a bench. I know she has the will to carve it out, out there

This is probably my favourite tweet ever hello we are your bank

i need to cheer myself up im gonna try to draw a shrimp from memory

I have a bad habit of calling things “loathsome” if they mildly inconvenience me, which usually isn’t that bad, but today I spilled my drink and said “loathsome juice…” under my breath without realizing that’s not a normal thing to say

everyone started laughing

if shes your girl, then whys she breastfeeding me?

shes my girl and you are our beautiful son. welcome to the world my boy

i think a lot of liberals need to confront the fact that they don’t actually believe everyone should have basic human rights. a homeless person could call me every slur under the sun and i would still want them to have housing, food, etc. the belief that everyone is entitled to basic human rights should not hinge on whether you “like” someone or not. at that point the entire ideology crumbles.

everyone talks about the insane sweetness of candy corn and candy corn pumpkins but people rarely touch on the monument to confectionary hubris that is the cadbury creme egg

you guys werent kidding that bitch can suicidal