Mythighost - Slightly Better Than A Chicken Sandwitch

i love pokemon weird evolution gimmicks cuz like no the electric mouse can only become fucking massive on this one cursed island if you go too far to the left and hit france they get all mega and spicy instead. keep going to spain and they freaking crystalize yeah no it’s just like that

Hey, don't cry. Five thousand fanfic daydream scenarios inside your head about the super-obscure fictional character you've latched onto like an orphaned duckling, okay?

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

Suddenly remembered that some people on here are like. 14 or 15. My condolences.

Mario and Bowser's rivalry after 30 years: Exists mostly just to uphold the status quo, instantly dissipates whenever the situation calls for it, Peach's kidnappings probably follow a very specific schedule and after every single one they all go out for coffee together. Luigi is unironically Junior's favorite babysitter.

Sonic and Eggman's rivalry after 30 years: If You So Much As Breathe In My Direction I Am Literally Going to Kill You With My Bare Hands

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

Shiny Shinx ko-fi doodle for Dylan!

Elesa after getting cold at the function