Just a bunch of stuff a comic writes to himself while waiting to go onstage.
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You’re the most advanced robot history has ever seen and THIS is what you’re doing with it?!
Just try to be kind. To everyone. Even You.⠀ "I cant promise I'll try. But I'll try to try." ⠀
I just found this. I drew it when about a year ago when I was dealing with some pretty severe depression. Apparently I was so depressed I forgot how to spell simple words.
Just something I think to myself when I'm trying to write, or when I see a cute girl I want to talk to with some lanky, soul patched, unwashed dipshit. sigh....... she paid for both their lattes and I dont think it was the only time.
You are a ghost watching the past happen.
Not every audience is YOUR audience, ya know?⠀ ⠀ via Instagram http://ift.tt/2BEZS19
I’m genuinely happy to be performing in @SFsketchfest in January! Also, as an Austinite, I’m pretty in love with the fact that one of the shows is at an Alamo Drafthouse, because it will feel familiar, which means I’m probably not going to get spooked and kick my hind legs furiously, to the danger of someone that might happen to be standing behind me. (I do horse stuff when I’m scared.) @SF_sketchfest #SFsketchfest #sfsketchfest2018 (at Los Angeles, California)
Part of the fun of going through old notebooks is wondering what the hell you were even talking about. via Instagram http://ift.tt/2yBCQpU
Life gotcha down? Just look at this adorable little bird. He doesnt know how weird looking he is. He doesnt even care. Thats why he gets a lot of CHICKS. When life tries to give him a hard time, he just gives it the BIRD. When the winter gets him down he consumes a large amount of food, which puts him in a stationary position so he frequently scans the area for predators, while instinctively regulating his intake to maintain a body mass that protects him from the cold while still allowing him to escape danger quickly when it appears, and uses his downy coat to trap body heat, and chooses a hiding spot that matches his coloring to create a form of camouflage. Also he sings to himself. Man, birds do a lot of stuff via Instagram http://ift.tt/2zpMzTA
I’m like, multidimensional and whatnot. via Instagram http://ift.tt/2zBnAgZ
Day 19. Cloud. Sometimes I think I might be trying too hard to be happy. #inktober #inktober2017 #cloud
Day 18. Filthy. You should see this adorable little puppy’s browser history. Absolutely filthy. Bad dog indeed. #inktober #inktober2017 #dogs_of_instagram
Day 17. Grace. Remember grace under fire?! I loved how the main character always found herself “under fire”. But not the gun kind. This show was from the 90s when I wouldn’t have had to clarify that. #inktober #inktober2017 #grace (at Los Angeles, California)
Day 14 Fierce. My first thought was Sasha Fierce. Because if there’s anything Beyoncé knows, it’s Bey-randing. #inktober #inktober2017 #fierce (at Los Angeles, California)
It’s the American Dream! #inktober #inktober2017 #shattered (at Los Angeles, California)
Any day now. (at Los Angeles, California)
Choose your rocket. Or don't. I'm not even your real dad.
Don't forget. DO NOT FORGET TO: #notetoselfesteem via Instagram http://ift.tt/2t8b8Cc
Here it comes. #notetoselfesteem via Instagram http://ift.tt/2p60Wbr
This = whatever you need it to =. #notetoselfesteem via Instagram http://ift.tt/2pjD00I
I wrote this before I knew it was a whole instagram account. So I still get to use it. 😕#notetoselfesteem via Instagram http://ift.tt/2oYqLXt
Don't forget to say fuck it. #notetoselfesteem via Instagram http://ift.tt/2kkw6Z1
Remember: it's never too late to get some glasses you don't need. #notetoselfesteem via Instagram http://ift.tt/2jmEjbr
Everything's gonna be alrig- #notetoselfesteem via Instagram http://ift.tt/2hHVbcb
Believe in yourself. No one else is gonna do it for you. #notetoselfesteem via Instagram http://ift.tt/2hjZ8Ux
"I feel "not bad" which means I feel great!" #notetoselfesteem via Instagram http://ift.tt/2h704Mx
Here comes a real solid try. #notetoselfesteem via Instagram http://ift.tt/2fVzmsH
Maybe you'd be more interesting if you grew a beard. #illustration #drawing #art #sketch #moleskine #notebook #illustrations #sketchbook #notetoself #notetoselfandothers #me #bored #ink #selfie #persistent #wisdom #draw #artist #doodling #sketching #penandink #notetoselfesteem via Instagram http://ift.tt/2enE7Gq
#FYI No one really knows what they're doing. #illustration #drawing #art #sketch #moleskine #notebook #illustrations #sketchbook #notetoself #notetoselfandothers #me #bored #ink #selfie #persistent #wisdom #draw #artist #doodling #sketching #penandink #notetoselfesteem via Instagram http://ift.tt/2bXnOTL