Guess What Day It Isssssss

Okay so I need to reblog because I HAVE to share this story

But when I was in Socorro, one night the chef cooked pasta salad. I’m a picky eater with texture issues, and the crew knew this. I had only been really eating bread for dinner up until this point, and I LOVE pasta. I was super excited!!

They had rotini, which I love, penne, which I hate, and what looked to be spaghetti, which I also love. The crew hostess, a lovely woman named Anie, said that there was still pasta left that was completely plain. Garnish free. Which is the only kind of pasta I eat. I thanked her endlessly, she just needed to know what kind I wanted

I went for rotini, only for her to tell me that there was none left. That’s fine, I could take the spaghetti. I took my seat at the dining booth and she gave me my plate of spaghetti

Only it wasn’t spaghetti

You know how spaghetti is cylindrical? When you look at an uncooked strand from above, it’s a circle. It was NOT CIRCLE SHAPED!! It was shaped like an X?? It was tubular like spaghetti, and yet it wasn’t. Circular?

I cannot find the name of this noodle to save my LIFE. I didn’t even notice it at first, instead just slurping it in my mouth. Yeah. I ate bread that night

curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

NEED something intense and homoerotic to happen to me this year

An update on this, the copper wood project has not gone through!! That being said, there is still the chance this could change in the future so it’s important to still keep this in mind

https://chng.it/fBz46gvTL8 um um um i think you can signal boost this……

Well, this mine is just comically evil. Let’s do something about it!

Change.org

Sign the Petition

Protect the Porkies, Protect Lake Superior— Stop the Copperwood Mine!

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Join us in opposing a Canadian company's plan to turn Lake Superior and the Porcupine Mountains into a "SACRIFICE ZONE"

TWICK OR TWEAT !!!!!!!!!!!

TWICK!!!

*eats ur fingers*

𓍯𓂃𓂃𓂃 maritime/nautical png pack ༘⋆

this is a bit different from what i usually post, but i hope y'all enjoy :-) most have been edited by me, please rb if you use <3

West Atlantic Mantis Shrimp (Squilla empusa), family Squillidae, order Stomatopoda, found along the coasts of North and South America

photographs by Robert Bachand

Finished updating my artfight assets (mostly) only to realize I was using a super outdated ref for a character and didn’t realize LAST YEAR??

Woe. @emmsiplier inventory upon ye

Just heard CNN compare the united healthcare shooting to Virginia Tech and Columbine

I’m sorry?? Those are NOT the same

EDIT: I don’t remember if this is exactly what they said but like. Idk that’s what I heard. And hey, if they’re speaking in a way that can be misconstrued as that, then I mean

in this ideal reality where you don't have to do one of these things, you still Could do them. ex. If you pick no longer needing to eat, you could still do it with no consequence. think of the possibilities. take my hand