Love When Stories Inflict Unspeakable Horrors Onto A Person For No Real Reason. Its Not Karma. Its Not

stupidass motherfuckers

WEEWHH been obsessed over look outside since its demos..... heres my favs <:] (sam, lyle, xaria...... ) monty from my bf

God's favorite lesbians

i want to see it grow up healthy!!!!!!

headcanons + no context ending spoiler doodle

Ratty is about seven years old in these doodles! (sophie and joel being 15ish?) i imagine it catches up to Joel and Sophie in physical(?) age around that time and then matures at the same rate as everyone else after that point. It gets relatively big as an adult (think rat king size)

These three have the level of friendship that's like. "childhood friend who might as well be a sibling at this point"

Rat keeps it/its pronouns bc it likes em just fine

it never really shakes its animalistic habits

I cast dyslexia on this rat.

Joel grows up to be on the shorter side since his body is so preoccupied with making teeth. his tooth situation does slow down with age, he doesn't shed/grow them as fast anymore.

I can see Joel going into medicine! Dunno what specifically, but like. this world definitely needs people willing/able to help deal with cursed body nonsense. his sister might still be out there... she's likely long beyond help, but there's others who might not be

Sophie grows up to be one of those youtube engineers that use their degrees for chaos and silliness. (stuff like I MADE MY HOUSE INTO A HOME ALONE TRAP)

does Satori inherently have a magnetic pull that specifically attracts asexual folks?

it's funny to notice. I'm aroace personally haha.

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i hate seeing him happy. i took his xbox away and feed him notiing but dirt and oil

Lyle Headcanons? (I just really love him because he's a big ole baby who's got a major crush on Sam <3)

Got so excited to see fanart of him I accidentally misspelled his name and called him “the lurg” 😔

- If he’s still in his robe, I feel like he’d sleep in a loafing position. Like, tucks his robes ends under himself, his extra limbs too, and just scrunches himself a little until he’s comfortable

- If Sam was able to recruit him, I feel like there’d be an event where you wake up and he’s just. In your room. Confronting him will cause him to sputter and fumble for a moment, before fleeing and hiding somewhere in the apartment (causing him to leave the party and be unrecruitable until the next day, my guys embarrassed)

Choosing to leave it alone will cause his stats to be a bit buffed for the rest of the day, and it’ll cause you to wake up with him in the room a few more times randomly. #watchingyourcrushsleep!!

- makes noise when excited. I feel like normally he’s silent aside from a slight ticking but whenever he gets a kiss from Sam or some shit he starts chirping and whirring

Personal note about the kisses, I fucking love the dialogue in the second one. He just shyly asks for another kiss and if you accept he just goes “SCORE.” While looking feral 😭

- Really good at climbing shit, I feel like pre visitor he was one of those photographers who climbed to absurd heights and places just to get the perfect shot. Only got better post visitor due to all those legs. Has better grip than he did before

- Probably able to produce photo paper on his own, unless he’s got one hell of a stash somewhere. Might be like a spider with silk? His biology reminds me of some sort of spider (shutterbug lmaoo)

- If any of his legs gets ripped off somehow and he’s able to get a couple days of rest/low work, he’ll be able to regrow the limb. Same goes for his lenses

- His stutter isn’t anything new, but it got worse once the visitor arrived due to just going days without talking. No reason to talk if you live alone. Did hum and giggle to himself like a madman though. Like actually sounded and looked insane, alone and quietly giggling as he developed photos in a darkroom of the dude he stalks

- Has the touch of the ‘tism. Yes Im projecting here, no I will not take any criticism for this. He’s autistic.

- Has a habit of tapping a singular foot on the ground when he’s bored or intensely focused on something, incredibly embarrassed whenever someone points it out.

- Flusters easily. Even with Sam’s horrific kissing AND flirting skills, if either were done to him without him having to ask (for the kisses, he’s more prepared for fluster if he’s the one initiating) he’d probably generate enough heat to power the entire apartment for months

I know people suggest polyamory for every love triangle but goddamn, polyamory would’ve been perfect for the main trio in The Book of Life and I refuse to take criticism

a redraw of this classic meme from 2011.

found out you can die on the ladder today