I Make Myself Laugh

how it feels opening tumblr recently

Is Tumblr just escapism from my shitty fucked up life of substance abuse and yearning

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

King is this your friend Elton John

Woah mama it's Elton in the flesh

no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself