We Get One Life And I Was Born A Lesbian. Thank God.

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

i made this months ago and only posted it on twitter because i forgot

"why did the ring mostly affect frodo and not bilbo who had it for a gazillion years" objectively has a textual answer but i think the best answer is that sauron just likes bilbo more than frodo

bilbo: *uses the ring to hide from his relatives*

sauron, remembering almaren: yknow. real.

Academia goals tbh

工作！

puppy's gonna need a smoke and a drink and a solid brick to the head ok?

Thinking about them

she let me hit cuz i let her hit. me

You can say "I am struggling to do [x thing] because of my disability" and neurotypicals + able-bodied people will come up with any reason ever why it isn't actually your disability causing you to struggle and is actually a personal moral failing.

Kanan just walks up in to this glider painting party with the WORST MULLET IN JEDI HISTORY??? And everybody just acts like nothing happened becasue how do you tell the blind guy that he just gave himself a shit haircut bc he's blind

another rogue one thing that andor finale adds to is orson krennic's Worst Fucking Week Of His Life. he's already overbudget and behind schedule. classified info leaked because security bureau apparently have dogshit personal operational security. the bureau chief just offed himself so there's no one to scapegoat. tarkin is trying to steal credit for his work. vader chokes him if he gets in a pissy mood. he hates his job and his job hates him. he's probably getting a pre-cancerous stress ulcer from all of this. the spemails (space emails) have not found him well.