SCREW THE HATERS

Why do people ship Race and Spot from Newsies? They never meet, why are you shipping them? I don’t see the appeal? I need a full on analysis for this.

Not just for this, I need a full on analysis for any ship that isn’t partially explored or at least aesthetically obvious. Like, Jack Frost and Elsa? They never meet but understandable, ice magic for the win. Mycroft and Lestrade? No! They don’t have any screen time together, how did this happen? Spot and Race? WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS FROM

okay but that moment at the beginning of Megamind where Metro Man says “who would I be without you” and the first time you watch you think he means it in a rhetorical sense as if he was saying that the people are what have made him so great but looking back you realise he actually means it as a question for himself meaning who could he have been if he was allowed to be his own person instead of being shoved into this role and like bruh Dreamworks didn’t need to go that hard anyways

Goodbye, goodbye. Eyes, once alive, are now dead in another life.

I am doing this because I can

nice

I was talking to my brother about some of my stuffed animals, and I realised that I unintentionally made them pretty diverse. So far we have

• a lesbian alpaca

• a pyromaniac nonbinary sheep with he/they pronouns

• a gay eldritch abomination disguised as a bear

• an aroace immortal sheep in a constant state of childhood innocence despite its previous canon lore of being known for manipulative tactics (all for good reasons)

• and the ally teddy bear

I have nothing against Lumine, but I’m getting sick and tired of hearing her yawn all the time.

My friend: Your boot’s zipper is broken.

Me: Oh, it’s fine! That zipper’s just for decoration. The real zipper. . . *displays shoe* is also broken.

I see your "Kaveh gets hurt and Alhaitham is forced to face his feelings and confesses before it's too late", but I raise you: "Alhaitham gets hurt and confesses because he's too out of it to have the filter that's usually keeping him from complimenting Kaveh at every turn"

I realised the other day that I have yet to find a pair of shoes that I genuinely find cute. I have seen some cool shoes, and some old shoes, but none of them have ever been ugly, and none have ever been cute.

one of the problems with having long hair is that when you wake up your hair will be scratching at your neck so you go to move your hair only to find that it’s actually coming from the other side of your head but there is a momentary panic of “where did this hair come from it’s not connected to anything” but no it’s just from the other side it’s fine, chill