Me, Sobbing: Please, Can We Just Get Something Done

You know what? Fuck you *banishes you to the whore chamber*

had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao

HOW WE FEELING BOUT THIS??????

I might be overzealous or huffing copium. But if Scar wins I want to assign him Mercury. Like the planet. Because it's the closest to the sun.

STATE HOUSE THING I THOUGHT OF

Still based on Ben Brainard’s videos on Instagram, Tik Tok, and YouTube

Okay so everyone has their own rooms, right?

And Florida wanted to put people near states they hate

And pretty much all of them hate Cali

Do you see where I’m going with this?

Florida either gives California 50 unlabeled keys, one for each room and no one knows which is his

or

Gives him a different room key every day and makes him share a room with other people

With the first option, Cali forgets which key is which and where he puts some so he eventually gives up and just grabs whatever key and bunks with that state for the night

With the second option, Florida normally puts him with Texas (Texas hates Oklahoma the most but Cali’s a very close second)

Either those, or Cali just doesn’t get his own room and is permanently stuck with someone (Again, probably Texas)

A rendition of me and my friends watching the end of the Vengeance Saga

Poseidon: How will you sleep at night

My friend: with his wife 😏

Odysseus: Next to my wife.

The entire fucking room: *screaming*

Pearl dying and being a Copper Golem again after being bummed about losing it the first time has the same energy as Grian realizing him and Scar are soulmates in Double life in that, in both cases, the Universe is like “Encore, again, again”

Losers club as an actual conversation I’ve had with my friends

*On a call*

Richie: I hope you understand that I’m not paying attention to anything you’re saying

Bill: Oh, I kn-know. I f-feel like you would’ve said s-s-something if you realized I was t-talking about how this guy I’m d-drawing sh-sh-should be grateful that I’m accidentally giving him large, asymmetrical, eyebrows.

Richie: *hysterical laughing*

*later on the same call*

Bill, to the drawing: Okay, I’m g-gonna erase the line art. Time for your f-f-face to get a whole lot uglier!

Ticklish State Headcanons

Again, based on Ben Brainard’s videos on Instagram, Youtube, and Tik Tok

- New York is actually kind of ticklish (it’s his stomach and torso which is why his arms are crossed all the time) but hates being touched so he just doesn’t participate in any kind of tickling at all

- He likes watching it though, it’s funny to him

- The states that know he’s ticklish don’t tickle him anyway because he would murder them (except Florida but Florida tickles literally everyone)

- Texas isn’t ticklish and is a total ler, which makes it very hard to get back at him

- Most states find a way some how 

-Smaller states jump on his back or just repeatedly bug him till they’re satisfied, Florida ad Louisiana hardcore prank him, and Cali just straight up tackles him and just sits there most times or steals his button ups (mainly the red one because it looks a lot like Cali’s flannel so Texas doesn’t notice right away)

- Because Chaos knows no sides, Florida both loves tickling and being tickled

- He practically begs the others to tickle him and refuses to use a safe word

- But when he feels like tickling the others, he doesn’t care what the circumstances are, he will tickle them and only stop when they’ve gotten to the point where they’re not struggling and just letting it happen

- Florida found out everyone’s tickle spots really early on but leaves the most ticklish spots a secret

- He wants the other states to find out on their own because it’s such a great moment when you find that spot that just practically sends the other to the afterlife

- California’s super ticklish everywhere and all the other states know it because Florida poked him in the neck once at dinner and Cali legit screamed (either that or a squeal, it was hard to tell)

- Literally ALL of them have tickled him at some point (except DC). Whether it’s poking him in the side randomly during a meeting or a movie night (Connecticut, Rhode Island), actually tickling him (Oregon, New Mexico), or full on tackling him to the ground, pinning him and tickling till he has tears in his eyes (Florida, Texas), they’ve all done it

- His worst spots are his hips and upper rib cage (Florida, Oregon, Texas, and New Mexico know this and they found out in that order)

- He stays up late a lot so if one of the states walks in to the kitchen or into his room at like 2 am and he’s still awake, they’ll either tickle him until he’s exhausted, or if it’s a smaller state, they’ll call a bigger state (I’ll say it right now, it’s definitely Texas because no one else is strong/willing to) to do it because if he’s in the kitchen or the living room, they have to carry him back up

- If it’s nighttime, he subconsciously laughs really quietly (I don’t know how to explain it but I know it exists because I do it. It feels like sharp inhales but you’re not actually taking in air and it’s the most common way I get tears when I laugh. It’s also so quiet like what) but just as hard so he doesn’t wake anyone up

- DC is pretty much in the same boat as New York but isn’t ticklish so he just watches

- He, like New York, enjoys just watching (it makes him smile)

Guys I listened to the Ithaca saga and I cried, I hate it here

I noticed a while back that the first act focuses a lot on the Just a Man motif and the second act focuses a lot more on the Monster motif and I was like “he’s gonna bring Just a Man back for the final song isn’t he” and then HE DID.

The only bad thing about Gem and Joel's team up is, well, they actually have the means and the skill and the luck to do it.

But, you know, if a team makes it to the end, there can only be one.

And we've seen that except... they aren't the type to give the win to the other, they worked too hard, too proud of their skills, and it would feel like a disservice to the other to try and hand it off.

They aren't the type to sling bloody punches at each other in a cactus ring, begging for apologies and singing their sorrows.

They aren't the type to promise an honored deal with crossed fingers only to turn and twist and laugh maniacally as they betray due to the desperation of time ticking inevitably away

They aren't the type to twist bitterly and finally end up together, one reaching only finally so they aren't alone for the other to throw it away in what they think is what is wanted

They aren't the type to dance around and ignore hearing that the other doesn't want the win, ignoring it because they don't want to be alone only for the other to die silently without realizing and left wondering

No

Either of them could win. Statistically Joel has beaten Gem more than she has him, but that doesn't mean she can't win, Joel gets flustered easy. Joel tends to get more reckless and take the long shot that pays off, but Gem tends to flounder if caught off guard.

I think, if they are at the end there will be no promises or honor duels or gifted or taken wins, I think they'll just lunge. Not like a desperate wolf bites, but as an acknowledgement to who they are as people, bloodthirsty and fun and wanting to win. Maybe they will, at best, mention fight club and maybe negotiate the same rules, leather or no armor with wooden swords, but this is not an honor battle of forced apart partners nor is it a grief stricken apology to make the game end.

And I think one of them will die laughing as they go. Maybe disappointed but proud because they almost got the other and they did it together

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He uses charcoal pencils.

|| Deamus headcanon ||

I ship Deamus SO much I thought why not write a headcanon!

So we all know Dean loves drawing and is a great artist, and I just imagine him drawing Seamus A LOT. Dean loves drawing Seamus, especially when Seamus has just exploded something. He has a whole notebook full of drawings of every time Seamus has blown something up.