Moooo

I’m all for uniting humanity as much as the next guy, but this whole “we were born to inherit the stars” thing is lowkey giving space fascism

“i am my fathers daughter” and it’s chat noir on the screen, falling on the ground. oh boy do i have the feeling they know exactly what they were doing

This is the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen omg

AU Where Shinsou runs a cat sanctuary and Cat-suki likes to bite his friends :)

The absolute elation I feel from going onto unsuspecting victims’ strawpages and drawing loss in the submit a drawing section is too large for words. Too large for expression. Too large for containment. My joy is uncontained.

As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no one gets hurt,” said the 71-year-old Cabinet member and vaccine skeptic, who cocked his gun and kicked down the door of the facility, grabbing workers, shooting bullets at conveyor belts, and kicking down enormous vats of bright colored gelatin before demanding to see the “head autism scientist” so he could kill him and “end autism forever.”

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look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss