Musk Is Going To Die In A Tesla Explosion In 6 Months After Sticking His Nose Where It Doesn't Belong

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

after all, who wants to be loved by a silly old dragon?

yeh, they are 🗣️

help me

he was so skungle i loved him

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

at the function startling everyone with my wraithlike silence and speed that frequently goes unnoticed until i draw attention to it

"Wow omg you drawwwww? I wish I was a drawer soooo bad omg I suckkkk so bad at arrrt"

me:

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