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Asking for Attention

Me: Sits in front of Master while he's paying attention to something else.

Master: Doesn't notice.

Me: Coughs loudly and in no way subtly

Master: Looks up at me and cocks an eyebrow. "Yes, kitten? May I help you?"

Me: "Yes hello hi. I would like the attentions now, please."

Master: Pats the spot next to him, "Alright, c'mere."

Me: Crawls up on top of everything he was doing. "Thank you for your compliance."

Good girl.

(Via: Submissable)

I wonder if birds on my feeder are friends or if it’s like a public bathroom and no one makes eye contact.

Why isn’t there a superhero category on Netflix yet?

Friends

Friends: daddy kinks are soo weird!

Me: *sweats profusely* yeah! H-haha..

Friends: its sooo nasty!

Me: *sweats even more* h-haha.. i-i gotta go i-i left uh..the oven on *runs away* ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION.

Marry someone who lets you drink their juice, even after you said you weren’t thirsty. Marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. Marry someone who kisses your nose on a cold day. Marry someone who you can watch Disney movies all day with. Marry someone who is proud of you whether you earn £5 a week or £5,000 a week. Marry someone who you can tell everything to. Marry someone who isn’t afraid or embarrassed to hold your hand in public. Marry someone who lets you take over when decorating a cake. Marry someone who you can spend the day in Ikea with without feeling stressed. Marry someone who wraps you up inside their coat in the winter. Marry someone who accepts your fears and phobias. Marry someone who gives you butterflies every time you hear their key in the door. Marry someone who you don’t always have to shave your legs for. Marry someone who accepts you all day every day, even when you don’t look or feel your best. Marry someone who still puts three sugars in your tea, despite telling them “just two”. Marry someone who doesn’t judge you when you eat your body weight in cookies. Marry someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone, because you already know they will reply. Marry someone who waits with you to get on the train. Marry someone who understands that you need to be alone sometimes. Marry someone who gets on well with your parents and isn’t uptight about family events. Marry someone who calms you down when you get mad about stupid stuff, and never tells you it’s “only stupid stuff”. Marry someone who makes you want to be a better person. Marry someone who makes you laugh. Marry someone who treats you the way you deserve to be treated. Marry someone who you love. Marry your soulmate, your lover, your best friend.

(via perrfectly)

@pastelpurrrincess 😍❤

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