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Current mood: needs to be cuddled
I need this in my everyday life
Magikarp magikarp
Even the Pokedex is putting Magikarp on blast
Kitty cats
Me: Daddyyy
Me: I need 1000 kitty cats
Daddy: ...
Daddy: I'm sure you do, babygirl.
All youuu do is bitch bitch bitch
For a book written by a bunch of older Jewish men, I’m surprised the Torah isn’t funnier.
Girls like hearing men moan during sex
Girls LIKE hearing men moan during sex
GIRLS LIKE hearing men moan during sex
GIRLS LIKE hearing MEN MOAN during SEX
GIRLS LIKE HEARING MEN MOAN DURING SEX
I want this plastered on the doors of everyone I know
Being abused can seriously affect your ability to distinguish between “not obviously pleased” and “obviously displeased” because abusers go from Neutral to Hostile for absolutely no discernible reason, and eventually you start worrying that everyone is going to be like that and you start feeling this urge to make absolutely sure that the people you actually care about aren’t mad or upset, because to you, “there’s no evidence that they’re not angry” is the same as “there’s evidence that they are angry”
Why isn’t there a superhero category on Netflix yet?
I don’t get offered drugs as often as D.A.R.E. told me I would.
Duhhhh
what do you mean fairies aren’t real. I’m standing right here
O.C. definitely needs this
Wherever a fatal car crash or pedestrian death occurs, a red square with the year of the accident should be permanently included in the pavement. Seeing a lot of red squares in a given location would make drivers and pedestrians more careful.
my Saturdays
More Zodiac Compatibility here
We landed on the moon 20 years before we figured out how to invent dial-up internet.
Reading my mind
Ughhh
Read more about your Zodiac sign
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More Zodiac Compatibility here!
Literally
Everything Zodiac Here
Character Development:
Season 1 Dean: Charismatic, slightly broody, and aggressively straight. Could literally be a YA love interest.
Dean now: Grumpy, awkward bisexual nerd who fanboys over male wrestlers, is usually wearing a fuzzy bathrobe, and spends most of his time sad about the bae.
Season 1 Sam: Overachieving yuppie lawyer with no time for Dean's bullshit.
Sam now: Long suffering, traumatized moose person with no time for Dean's bullshit.
Season 4 Cas: Morally ambiguous, slightly bitchy, and generally terrifying force of nature to be treated with the utmost fear and respect.
Cas now: Cinnamon bun legit sweeter than a thousand sugar cubes. Spends most of his time being bullied and shoved around by literally everyone else. Less intimidating than an actual kitten.
i don’t imagine those two fight very often at all, but whatever fights they do have probably end up something like this.
bonus:
They don't love you like I love you