Weird Stuff My Sleep Deprived Friends Mom Say As Incorrect Quotes 14/?

Something way weirder is happening…

I don't know if i should laugh, cry or be turned on but oddly enough, it's a bit of all of them

How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!

This was ghostwritten by Jim Halpert

Saying “f**k” whilst having sex is the same as shouting “parkour!” When doing parkour

Aww that's so cute tho

Gemini💜

Pale Blue or Pastel Pink. Sapphire or Jade. Cabbage Rose or Primrose. Mint or Marjoram. Interior Design or Fashion. Light Kisses or Hand Holding. Yellow Roses or Daisies. Swans or lovebirds. Strawberries or Cherries. Harp or Violin. Badminton or Volleyball. Air Manipulation/Bending or Finding a (friendly) genie. Scales or Feathers. Doves or Songbirds. Enhanced vision or Love potions and curses. Pinot Girls or Complex cocktail. Singing or Whistling. Force field powers or Magic lanters and charms. Sagittarius or Leo.

uhh just do it if you want!

zodiac sign tag game 

@soleilsuhh Thank you for the tag, angel <3 <3 

Libra: 

Pale Blue or Pastel Pink. Sapphire or Jade. Cabbage Rose or Primrose. Mint or Marjoram. Interior Design or Fashion. Light Kisses or Hand Holding. Yellow Roses or Daisies. Swans or lovebirds. Strawberries or Cherries. Harp or Violin. Badminton or Volleyball. Air Manipulation/Bending or Finding a (friendly) genie. Scales or Feathers. Doves or Songbirds. Enhanced vision or Love potions and curses. Pinot Girls or Complex cocktail. Singing or Whistling. Force field powers or Magic lanters and charms. Sagittarius or Leo.

Tagging @rocknghorss @ermbabyel @poweredbycreativityandcake and @why-am-i-sad

SAME

I think Yungblud might be my new obsession 

Lollll my dad saw the calum one on my phone and asked me "who is that asian boy you love so much?" And i almost cried

5SOS LOCKSCREENS

like or reblog if you use💜 (took my two hours so i hope you like it)

It was never okay to let her go 

Definitely my favourite Villanelle outfit.

KEEP THESE GOING IF YOU LOVE SAM WILSON

Yet another ep of tfatws another day where it trnds without sam wilson so can we make the sam wilson tag trend please?

Im calling you to reblog, posts, write hot takes or just put on you fave sam wilson gif and tag it as sam wilson and as #our captain america

LETS DO THIS

tagging: @mishacase2003 @fandom @flxwer-prince @eshcolit-sgula @multi-fandom-mess18 @staff @falconxwinter @gloriouscupcakedestiny @castheassbutt

damn i feel called out

the type to

both have really good and terrible memory

— taurus, gemini, sagittarius