ITS BEEN 27 YEARS SINCE THE 27 YEARS OLD MAN DIED.

I fucking love cloaks

Does anyone want to see the presentation I made on what historical fashion trends we should bring back and which should burn in hell I made for a PowerPoint party?

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

i AiNt GoT nO sLeEp CuZ oF yALL, yALL nEvEr gOnNa sLeEp CuZ oF mE

Me: I need a nap

Brain: *runs around screaming while banging pots and pans*

Me: 😩

LMFAO

A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.

“You need to use ‘big people’ words,” she’d always remind them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. “I went to visit my Nana.”

“No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!”

She then asked Mitchell what he had done. “I took a ride on a choo-choo.”

She said, “No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words.”

She then asked Bobby what he had done. “I read a book,” he replied.

“That’s WONDERFUL!” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”

Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, “Winnie the Shit.”

Happy pride month

Best thing that happened to me all week:

I played a 5sos song and two of my friends said "i love this band!"

in case you needed some more reasons to love Stephanie Beatriz

“Not to say that my story is the same as Rosa’s at all. It’s not. But there were things that we wanted and thought would be really important — like the word itself: bisexual. To me, that’s an important word in my coming out. I know that not all people are totally celebratory of that word because it’s from a time where it was like these two genders — that’s all there is. And now there’s a lot more flexibility and fluidity in sexuality, which is why sometimes I gravitate toward the word queer as well. For me, bisexuality includes people that are trans, it can include people who identify in different kind of ways. But for Rosa, there was a point for her where she heard that word somewhere along the line and she saw herself in that word, so for her, it was important for her to identify in that way. I suggested that that word was really important to Rosa and that it also would be really important to the bi community to have that word said aloud on TV. Not just a suggestion that she dates girls now, but a clarity on this character: This is who I am, and I’d like you to know it — and accept it.”

— Stephanie Beatriz on Rosa coming out (x)

lol so my friend and i watch b99 and every once in a while we say "title of your sex tape" to each other to make the other one laugh and one time in math i was struggling and whispered to myself "what am i doing wrong?" and she whispered " title of your sex tape" and i laughed like hell and the teacher yelled at us but we couldn't stop laughing

Wow, real clever marshall.