Something I Still Don’t Get Is How The Entire Wizarding World Knew To Identify Harry By His Scar. It

And then they do it again with Umbridge

We get so many beautiful moments from the teachers to spite Umbridge. So much sass from McGonagall, malicious compliance from Flitwick, Sprout giving Umbridge’s least favourites housepoints left and right. Even Trelawney gets in on it.

How did Umbridge last until June?

One of my favorite scenes in all the books is the one where literally all the teachers ban together to just fucking slay Lockhart like “oh you were just telling me about the chamber of secrets” and “oh didn’t you say you wanted to take a crack at it”, it’s so great

Hands up if you were the child that read thousands of books and as an adult you hit burn out and now only read stories about the same 2 idiots falling in love over and over as you don't have the brain power to get emotionally attached to new characters.

the wretched abomination known as the minotaur has discovered some chalk

games that i think would be great, but no one will ever make:

lord of the ring ‘farming’ sims

like, the ring has been destroyed, peace has been achieved

sadly, the whole war has left ithilien, the shire, moria, minas morgul, the mirkwood, osgiliath, and tons of other places all across middle earth a dreadful mess

which is the perfect setting for having a random unimportant character go ‘fuck it, now that all the big warriors and heroes have done their job, i’m gonna do mine and plant some fucking flowers here’

and like. rebuild all of the things, and repair stuff, and plant flowers, and just. make all those places the story shows only in ruins be proper, real communities again

Instead of playing “Never Have I Ever”.... do you think the clones play “Never Has My Jedi Ever”?

Cody and Rex end up so drunk every time.

Fox enjoys having played the system.

The benign ghost might get lonely while I’m out gallivanting through the woods...

I propose three benign ghosts

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

sirius: is A Dad

harry: oh so an ex convict is gonna tell me what to do???????

my favourite genre of tumblr posts? well,

hellsite (affectionate)

What would happen if in the Goblet of Fire Cedric believed Harry that he did not enter his name? And one after another all champions came together in secrecy to protect each other in a rigged and manipulated tournament with a known death count?

What would happen if it wasn’t two scared and confused boys ending up in the graveyard, but the very best and brightest of three renowned schools, who had been waiting for something to go not according to plan?