If I ever don’t make sense when I’m talking it’s because it’s direct song lyrics. I’m not actually insane guys. Or stupid.
So jealous of men rn because I could absolutely rock a nu metal goatee or something. Why aren’t guys doing this anymore you’re wasting your potential.
So, what did everybody think about The Doomstar Requiem: a Klok Opera? Genuine question. I’m rewatching Metalocalypse to show my sister, and watching that one gives me whiplash.
Like the Metal Masked Assassin’s vocals are super sick and all (also the Klokateer choruses) and Toki’s backstory will always have a place in my heart. BUT. It’s so hard to watch. This is coming from such a big Charles fan girl, but every time he opened his mouth part of my soul died. HELP.
dumb jock archetype save me, save me dumbass jock archetype
My therapist would be so proud.
"I should kill myself": self-serving, reactionary
"we should all kill ourselves": building community and connection, ideologically correct
Baby Got Lack (i have no butt)
My headphones just DIED as soon as I got to practice. The universe HATES ME HELP.
Outtakes from a school project I did recently
What’s your nü-metal hot take? I’ll go first. Can’t stand Emily Armstrong. I WILL fight this
Me @ Billy Bob’s in Texas, about to see the Toadies and the Vandoliers. Also the pick I caught from Vaden. Genuinely the best night of my life.
(An Angel who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards)
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