she / they #1 peter pettigrew stananti jkr + co
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the whole point of the marauders was that they were a flawed, toxic friendship full of mistrust and codependency and inequality!!!
also, writing / reading about them is SO much more interesting when sticking and exploring the canon versions of the characters
What the Marauders actually were:
A group of Bullies and Enablers with unequal power dynamics. James and Sirius being the ring leaders, Remus being an enabler who'll throw his self-respect under the bus if it means that he'll get to stay friends with you and Peter being a cowering rat who'll worship the biggest bullies in the playground.
What the Marauders weren't:
Whatever shit they spewed in ATYD
emergency regulus piece today bc timothee chalamet wore a slytherin sweater yesterday π³π
i wanna be your dog bark bark etc etc
i ship r/s not in a millennial harry potter fan hufflepuff infp in bio neoliberal atyd sbp way but in an i am always thinking of the moon rising i am always thinking of you i stayed as long as i could, he said now look at the moon i would know him in death at the end of the world it's still you it's still you i know no love without teeth & have the scars to remember i loved you i have had to deal with that you are whatever a moon has always meant which of us will survive the other? i loved you first, i loved you first WHAT YOU LOVE IS YOUR FATE i care for you still and i will forever that was my part of the deal way. i am not like the other girls
regulus spontaneously dying as a side character in a wlfstar fic
The Black brothers π
since weβre all losing our minds over Timmyβs Slytherin sweater Iβm just leaving this hereβ¦
Regulus Black, Slytherin common room.
Taken by Barty Crouch Jr.
this is one of my favorite pictures of him and every time i see it i squeak
i literally didnβt find him attractive until the regulus fancast but omg
so this happenedβ
he knows. he knows. β¨he knowsβ¨.
The Black brothers π
evan rosier was mentioned one (1) time in the harry potter books in passing and somehow i can write a 30 page essay on him now
βuwu my misunderstood cinnamon roll he was manipulated into betraying them donβt be mean >:)β HE WAS EVIL AND CONVENTIONALLY UGLY ACCEPT IT COWARDS!!
Peter pettigrew's description in books be like "chubby , very short , not that good looking (or not as much as the rest of the gang) , brown hair, .. "
and somewhere between those lines,the Marauders fandom decided that THIS MAN
is the perfect fancast :|
like I don't know if you guys are being serious ? because have you seen Dane dehaan? he's fucking gorgeous!
if he played Peter , he would be the new Draco;everyone would excuse everything that Peter did and he would be our new misunderstood baby
no thoughts just feral regulus. off the handle insane. psychotic. he has a terrible temper. crazy regulus supremacy
no thoughts just regulus with a toujour pur tattoo
no thoughts just regulus with a toujour pur tattoo
Sirius Black has a small tattoo of the Regulus constellation behind his right ear.
regulus in his 20s is just a weedy little guy
do we have thoughts on cannibal regulus
i might just start crying at this point i think
i read a whore regulus fic and suddenly iβm okay now
Of course Regulus and Voldemort didn't like each other, they were both competing to be supreme emo
Into milfs bruh
thatβs valid as fuck man . and i can see it
Regulus may have been a snotty little mamaβs boy but if you tell me he wasnβt abused while saying Sirius also was I will deck you like a pack of cards
Regulus riding a broom but with shit posture
New ship Barty x Regulus x Evan they all hate each other but since theyβre the only ones who can tolerate each otherβs bullshit they make do
Sirius, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Regulus, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. youβre staying home and having my kids
Andromeda: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Regulus: playing systemic oppression
Regulus: When I was 15 and incapable of expressing any feelings, I got a crush on someone and because I didn't know what else to do, I wrote them a letter that said "Get out of my fucking school."
James: ... wait what? THAT WAS YOU?!
my favorite character type is a character that is gay but they have no romantic chemistry with anyone because of how fucking insane they are
regulus' handwriting IS comic sans
does regulus listen to weezer