This Is Still The Funniest Picture Ever. Why Is Freddie Doing That And Why Does Roger Look So Pissed

Walk into my local newsagents today, and the first thing I see is a headline claiming Freddie Mercury had a secret daughter. I knew who was responsible for this before even reading the article.

Lesley Ann Jones is at it again. She’s now claiming in her latest book that Freddie had a secret love child. She interviews an anonymous woman, who discovered he was her father and bonded with him in the last 15 years of his life. He apparently loved and adored her, but also wanted to keep her a secret from the world (???)

Of course, the events surrounding how she was conceived are “outrageous” and “possibly controversial.”

I swear, this woman will never let Freddie rest.

When you're listening to a Queen song and Freddie Mercury just starts making Noises

i feel like roger taylor came up with the drag idea for i want to break free because he KNEW he would look fucking sexy as a woman

Denim on denim

My favorite Roger outfits

This look is so good. The denim look is tricky, I think we all know the ‘00s denim disaster from Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears. But Roger pulls it off. Also, may I address the hole by his…ass. Mmmmm sexyyyyy.

Here we see a nice full-length shot. I think I can spot the silver glittery shoes.

Also, can we talk about the sheer audacity of that patch…right on his crotch for a minute? Like jeez Roger, not fair.

Here we see the famous hat, you love or hate it. It’s definitely a thing on its own.

It’s all topped of with a pair of sunglasses, and of course, a cigarette. Unmissable.

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