when the seasonal depression hits you around the holidays but you’re still trying to enjoy yourself
You were good, maggot...💔
“shhh…you didn’t see a thing…”
Me: I need to make more Woods content, god I love him so much.
My brain: peepeepoopoo Adler supreme.
Pls
americans are like mc Donalds in a nutshell
Woods with a water gun spraying the melted cutting board: We gotta cool this bitch down. This is why we don’t put plastic in the oven, bell.
Bell laughing trying to hide embarrassment: I-I’m sorry.
Park: So you put the cutting board in the oven?
Adler: You fucking dumbass! Oh my god! We we’re just trying to make fucking chicken Alfredo! So you fucking melt the cutting board in the oven?! At 400 fucking degrees?!
Freddy: why should I let you escape
Quentin: *hands him a card*
Freddy: this is a get out of jail free card from monopoly
Quentin: yes
Freddy: you got lucky this time. have a good night
ancient art i forgot about: borderlands ver