Incomplete List Of Reasons Why Everyone Should Love Jake Oettinger:

2025: the year of the lesbian boyfriend

has possibly never had a thought in his life

wpg@dal 05.11.25 | round 2 game 3

ohhh how i missed a miro zone exit/entry

wpg@dal 05.17.25 | round 2 game 6

headshots from the iihf men’s worlds 2025 team rosters!

will and macklin agree that they like shampoo (from this video)

mush how do you do that and stay upright but have to skate in a straight line and fall on impact. whats all that

NCAA Frozen Four Championship | 04.13.24

“he’s so gangly…again, he looks like a used car repair lot man, so it looks more egregious than it actually is.” - razor talking about mush’s penalty

sometimes rpf is literally just the most logical conclusion

show off that puck babe you earned it!

col@dal 05.04.25 | round 1 game 7