Legitimately The Funniest Thing Just Happened In Our Virtual Book Group After Someone Rec’d A Vampire

hey guys have you ever heard of THE CHARACTER. i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. honestly can’t even get shit done because i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. i’m listening to a song and imagining THE CHARACTER. all i know and love is THE CHARACTER

Naming my dog Merlin (the Arthurian brain worms got me IM SORRY) has led to endless dog!merlin art and fic prompts flooding my head but idk which one to follow through with so I feel insane

Playing my favorite game

Is the gummy I found on my floor an edible or melatonin?

Stayed tuned to find out ‼️

The shift from passive to active is always alarming no matter how many times I experience it

Like woaw dude chill out please it’s most likely not that serious

LOCK INNNNNNNN

from absolutely not going for a hug to just hold me

you guys did it. you saved the horse. plinko no more. he is home.

The amount of fanart that I am hoarding is criminal

This is the greed they talk about in the Bible

me and my best wizard friend employee that I hate