Sleeplessreposter - Niko

I would definitely take it home

creature

YES!!! just YES

curly talks

Get him, Daisuke!

TRASH ALERT SSPPPSSSSS

when i was a freshman in college i wanted to dress up for halloween because i thought surely college students would have the spirit. so i elected to put a whole entire Skull Kid from legend of zelda majora’s mask cosplay together and wear that fucking ensemble to college on halloween.

i step on campus and realize immediately that not one other person is dressed up. not so much as a cat ear headband. so imagine this fucking dude sitting in a class of otherwise normally dressed people looking like this. that was me. this was my 9/11

Guys, he's not with the team. Let's make it look like like an accident

"Is it that hard for you to take pictures with everyone, Jimmy?😭"

the real reason he did it

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

dying justice minister for you

NO!!! NOT JUSTICE MINISTER! ICONIC CHARACTER FROM HIT VIDEO GAME GHOST TRICK!!! That's right:

GHOST TRICK: Phantom Detective

The game that was once a cult classic on the DS is now REBORN on all major modern consoles??

The one that's AVAILABLE NOW for just

$29.99

That's right you FUCKING WHORE.

$29.99

Want me to say it again slut??

$29.99

With such an incredible story, music, puzzles, and gameplay remastered for all modern platforms THAT'S ONE GREAT DEAL.

I'd sell my firstborn son to play this game for the first time again. And all YOU have to pay is $29.99?????

I fucking HATE YOU. I fucking hate that YOU of all people can purchase such an amazing game and play it for the first time and I'm never able to see it the same way EVER AGAIN.

FUCK YOU.