For April Fools We’re Deleting This Entire Site Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits

slipknot sounds like werewolf lube 

yakuza fans scare me a little bit

in a moment, everything can change

a collection

found this wretched little creature in the dumpster does anyone want this thing

"30 years old isn't old man" what privilege do you live in where your life expectancy is far past 30 years

This post blindsided me so bad I spent a full minute staring at it in shock

We took ~4500 cells from every person on earth and reassembled them into a single additional person. They are both child and clone to everyone alive. They speak an amalgam of every language but no single one fluently. They are the only true human, the long absent god of this world, and they are suing us for fifteen million dollars.

This had me audibly cackling in the office