Sockimonki - Tee Hee

my favorite hc is that penelope was told by the ladies in waiting to go and stay in her room and not to come out for anyone

and she hears screams and whatnot and is like oh fuck now theyve done it, the suitors are gonna destroy the place

only to hear the screams lessen in volume and being like ? are they killing each other?

but then she hears a scream clear as day "THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE" and she's like🧍‍♀️no fuckin shot my husband is down there on a murder spree

and she immediately starts pacing back and forth like "LADIES HELP ME PREPARE I NEED TO LOOK DIVINE" and it's a full makeover sequence

and they're posing her and being like "hold on, tilt your chin up a little bit, turn to the side like 12 degrees- BOOM my lady you are serving such cunt"

and then they hear odysseus' loud ass steps going up the stairs and all the ladies scatter while penelope tries to look nonchalant like "AHEM....😳 is it you? have my prayers been answered?"

GIGANTOOOOR!!! 😡

AU where Caspar landed with Ted (singular) at the end of Ch 44

AU where everything about Ch 44 is the same, but Ava ends up at the same place as Caspar, because connections~ and now science fight

AU where Leif just keeps hitting himself like smashing shuffle until he finds a time/place to chill (it fucks up his mind beyond repair, he doesn't remember what he's looking for anymore, he needs to find the diner)

AU where Gloria goes back to the diner during the war with the Teds and pulls twice as much shit with the diner (after she tried to hide for .2 seconds, then Effie noticed her)

AU Clementine stayed in Hood's pocket and was present for the duration of Welcome to the Horizon, she keeps trying to fix things (it's getting worse, again)

Did a meme fanart of Eurylochus, the Epic version lmfao

I gift Jellyseidon a business card

This card is so beautiful. I think we miss the egg part, but we can work with it.

you know what? time and tide HAVE roiled me too harshly. diurnal courses HAVE left me with no safe haven. radio preachers, please look for me and find me a little faster.

THE MIDNIGHT BURGER POST EVERYONE YAY YIPPEE