Have You Played Lollipop Chainsaw?

Heres a daily reminder of Jonathan Crane loves you very much, and is always there for you🥰

BILL SKARSGÅRD as COUNT ORLOK behind the scenes of Nosferatu (2024), dir. Robert Eggers

Hello 👋 can you please write relationship headcanons for Alucard (Hellsing) and D (vampire hunter d) with a immortal witch female reader? And reader is a very sweet and kind person, like, total opposite of them? Thank you ❤️

Why yes I'll will! I hope you enjoy this headcanon 🥰🥰

Alucard & D with a kind immortal witch

Alucard

• you work with Hellsing organisations, you were quite a powerful witch in the organisations, and your boyfriend was Alucard

• you were dating Alucard for centuries to which you are just as old as Alucard

• people are quite confused by your relationship cause you are both polar opposite

• you were so bubbly and filled with joy and colour, while Alucard just sits around with a scowl and sips his blood wine

• you remember one time that you managed to make a blood cupcake for him to have which he was so touched by it

• tickle fights with him which cracks a smile from him

D (Vampire Hunter D)

• you travel with D and aid him whenever you need to, your a healing witch and you always try to take great care for him

• on your travels you just love to dance around the grass and pick some of the flowers

• D would watch from a shade of a tree, he holds a small smile,

• D isn't as bubbly and colourful as you but he loves your personality very much

• you walk up to him and place a small flower Crown upon his head, he looked up and smiled

• you kiss upon his cheek before skipping back to the field and enjoy all things of nature

late 90's/early 2000's horror remakes are like, we had the budget to finally make this 1960's schlockfest live up to its full potential. instead here's bonkers casting choices, the weirdest house we could come up with, plot twists nobody saw coming because they're dumb as all shit, and CGI that already looks dated

and it's great every time

Late Night

Jonathan crane x reader

Masterlist

It was one of those nights, you couldn’t sleep,

At least not without your boyfriend beside you, he promised to be in bed around twelve o'clock but its gone half past twelve, 'He must be busy again with his experiment' You thought as you got up and quietly walked out of your shared bedroom and went down the staircase being ever so silent.

You then faintly heard some music softly coming from the basement downstairs, you smiled softly as you decided to go to where you're boyfriend busy with his experiments.

You see him hunch over slightly busy with his fear toxin, he probably hadn't realised that you came in which is the perfect opportunity to give him a little spook, as you slowly walk up behind, "my dear? Why are you still awake"

I froze in my spot as he lift his head and swing his chair round to look up at me, "Jonathan? How did you know I was coming up behind you?" I softly pouted as he chuckled gently, taking hold of me hand and softly dragged me onto his lap.

He held me close as I snuggled up to him as he proceeds to continue on with his work,

"Jon? How long until you're finished with your work" I questioned lifting my head off his shoulder resting my hand onto his soft cheek, he leaned into my touch closing his eyes for a moment before reopening them again,

looking at me with his beautiful blue eyes, "I won't be too long, my dear just this small bit and I be done, you can rest on my lap until I'm finished" Jonathan never really showed his soft side to you much, as he hads difficulty being so open, but when he does, boy do you relish in these moments.

He readjust his glasses as he finished up with his work, all the while rubbing my shoulder and arm gently, making me close my eyes slowly fallen asleep on his lap with his arm wrapped around me.

(THIRD POV)

It was another 30 minutes when he finally finished as he leaned back against his chair softly sighing, he glance down and see his love was sound asleep on his lap.

He couldn’t help but smiled as he hook his arms under her legs and around her back, and slowly got up from his seat making sure to not wake his darling up.

He got back into there bedroom and gently placed her on the bed before then laying down next to her, he pulled the duvet over there bodies as she moved around in her sleep, before then cuddling up to him which he couldn't help but think is was so cute.

He then kiss her on top of her head "goodnight my love, I love you"

Ahhh I want it 😭😭😭😭😫

DAMN BRO, I WANT ONE 😭😭😭😭