Cold As Ice

oh no you’re sooo much bigger than me it would be soooo awful if you cornered me against a wall and put your fingers inside me

YOU'RE SUCH A PERV! — JJK MEN

SYNOPSIS...pervy acts that the jjk men do

INFO...jjk men (toji, gojo, nanami, geto) x fem!reader, panty stealing, jerking off, spying on you, taking pictures/videos of you, groping you, not proofread

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GOJO

gojo loves to steal your panties and use them to jerk off whenever you’re not home or busy with work in another room. The way he got fixated on this was by accident, seeing your lace panties lying on the bed because you forgot to fold them from the clean laundry and gojo, for some reason, immediately got hard. He didn’t care if they were used or not, but just the thought that they’ve been on you, snug against your pussy. Before he knew it, he was using your underwear to help jerk off and boy did he cum a lot. He was left shaking, panting and bewildered by what he just did. It became addicting, and now he steals your panties to jerk off. “Satoru, have you seen my pink lace underwear?” You ask. “Mmm, no. Maybe they’re in the wash?” He shrugs. Little do you know he has them stuffed in his pocket for later.

TOJI

this man is big on physical affection when it comes to you. Previously, he would hate being crowded and clingy with his partner, but something about you changed that in him. Toji is big on groping you and I’m talking like eyeing you down like a piece of cake, thinking of all the nasty things he could do to you before his big rough hands are reaching out to grab your titties. His thumbs rub over your hardened nipples with a smug smile on his face. Sometimes he’ll scoot by you, hand on your waist before saying, “scuse me, baby.” Pushing his entire bulge against your ass. All you do is look at him with narrowed eyes while he chuckles. When you’re lying down he likes smacking and grabbing your ass. At this point it’s muscle memory for him. But sometimes he ends up getting horny, and he’ll pull his cock out and start jerking off right there in front of you, still groping your body. “Toji, what are you doing?!” Your brows furrow. “Shhh, just keep watching the movie, sweetheart.”

GETO

this man is so pervy like big time perv. He will record you and take pictures of you anywhere he sees fit. Sneaking a picture of your ass in the dress you’re wearing. Taking videos of you while you’re changing. Sometimes he’ll zoom in your lips while you’re doing your makeup so he can jerk off to it later. He has a whole folder dedicated to you. When y’all are having sex, of course geto has to be the photographer he is. “Lift your skirt up for me.” He snaps a picture of you bent over the bed, the skirt barely covering your ass. Whenever you give him head, he’ll make it a priority to cum on your face so he can take pictures of you smiling. Isn’t he the best? Also, he for sure records you while you’re taking a shower, even if the steam is fogging up the glass, he can still see the outline of your naked body and that’s enough for him. “We should make a movie. What d’ya say, princess?”

NANAMI

as sweet as nanami is, I feel like he would be the type to spy on you and secretly listen to you if you’re ever playing with yourself. He can’t tell if you do it on purpose or what because each time he comes home, the bedroom door is cracked and you’re fucking yourself with the toy he bought you. As we watches you from the dark, he loosens the tie around his neck as he hold back the urge to bust into the room and fuck you senseless, but he gets a sense of adrenaline watching you silently, seeing you lose yourself as you call out his name. He palms himself through his slacks before he finally can’t resist it anymore and starts jerking off to you, following your movements. He knows it’s wrong to do it, he feels like such a creep, but goddamn does he love how it feels, the rush is gives him. “There you go baby, cum for me,” he whispers as his eyes intensely watch how your legs shake.

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🗣 villain outlaw Boothill!!!

I made a cum tribute jar for u but I'm too shy so I'll just stay anon😁😁😁

oh ok 🥰🥰

hi sal,, would u perhaps,,, consider doing a cum review (like u did dick analyses) for the hq boys?? 👉👈

sure why the hell not :D disclaimer that this isn’t meant to be realistic in any way, just for fun! so if you see something n you’re like hm, that’s not possible! yes it is. it is. i said so.

includes; bokuto kōtarō, iwaizumi hajime, oikawa tōru, miya osamu, miya atsumu, suna rintarō, matsukawa issei

let me know if you want some other boys done!

HAIKYUU CUM REVIEW

bokuto kōtarō; i once saw this video of this guy orgasming and he came in buckets. like there was so fucking much and it was so thick too. that is bokuto. he cums so much it’s not a joke, like his balls are always so full. his cum is a very thick white and sticky and it doesn’t taste half bad?? like he’s an athlete so he’s obviously taking care of his health, but it’s mostly just warm and takes like nothing, with kinda a salty aftertaste? in other words, tolerable! also, king of overstimulation <3 (on himself & you). like he’s not usually sated with one orgasm, and has to cum more than once ykyk. so it’s a proper mess with him.

iwaizumi hajime; omg okay so his cum’s kinda more watery, still sticky and slippery though, but it’s a little clearer yk, so a transparent white? tastes kinda mildly bitter but he’s an athletic trainer, so he’s also obviously very healthy. it‘s not bitter in the sense that it has you gagging, it’s bitter in the sense that it has like. no taste. more texture than anything. he cums a moderate amount too, like it’s a good couple of strong spurts. he physically cannot get himself to cum more than once in a row, like the pain is kinda paralyzing, but he can go multiple rounds don’t doubt that <3

oikawa tōru; ugh :( ik he has a sweet tooth and because he’s desperate to stay healthy, he eats so much fruit. in turn, his cum probably has a sweeter tang to it, like it’s obviously not sweet, it still is generally tasteless but it’s a lot more tolerable because of his diet and food preferences. it’s milky white and he cums in thinner spurts, but still like relatively a lot. he is incredibly, and i mean incredibly, sensitive, so you’re gonna need to give his dick a minute or two before it can be touched again. wait also tōru leaks so much precum and has pretty pink balls bye

miya osamu; cum bucket part two lmfao <3 cums in thick spurts, and it goes on and on and on and on. his cum is very thick too, like the texture is less sticky when he first spills because of how thick it is. it’s a bright white color like pure white. says it looks so good on your skin <//3 tastes hella salty :/ but it’s not disgusting it’s just. salty. yeah. it hurts to, but he can withstand to keep fucking or let you keep sucking after an orgasm. he’s got breeder balls after all <3 he’ll only leave you alone when his balls are empty empty.

miya atsumu; if there’s one thing the twins have in common is that they both have so much to give <3 atsumu’s dick is a lot more sensitive than osamu’s though, so while osamu can withstand the pain of overstimulation, atsumu can’t. will he stop though? no. he cums in thick spurts, but his actual cum is less thick than samu’s, and it’s a duller white. very sticky :/ also very salty :/ but it gets better the more he takes care of his diet as a professional athlete. like it starts to have more of a salty aftertaste than for it to be salty in general yk?

suna rintarō; his cum tastes so bitter help. kind of like atsumu, when he becomes more professional and it’s kind of his job to take care of his health, it starts to taste less bitter, and more like nothing, but there’s still that dull aftertaste. so sticky too, but less so when he first cums and more when it’s like all dried up. let me do my best to describe the color. it’s white, a bright white, but it has a translucence to it? not clear or see through white, or grey, because it’s a deep bright white, but also translucent. anyways. he’ll need a minute after cumming but that’s all. just a minute :)

matsukawa issei; i remembered to add him after i posted pls anyways. thick thick thick cum, but it’s a translucent white also, similar to suna’s description but brighter and less clear. thick spurts, thick texture, thick everything help. it tastes kind of?? metallic?? like the aftertaste?? he has less incentive to take care of his health after high school so yk, it’ll stay like that. and !!! he likes fucking you till his cum has no choice but to leak out so,,, overstimulation? he’s with it <3

i’m down so fucking bad help me <//3

hmmm. morbid comic spoilers for s4 ahead. and gore

the recontextualization of conquest being lonely as hell + using fighting as a way to feel physically close to people gives this scene a whole new twisted and slightly sad layer to it. literally clutching mark's guts as close as possible even in death bc it's the only form of intimacy he knows. hwat the hell

vampire geto